Devil Loses In Georgia Again

Devil Loses In Georgia Again

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin’ for a seat to steal
He was in a bind
‘Cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Wiping his nose and picking his snot
And the devil jumped
Up on a Starbucks booth
And said, “boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn’t know it
But I’m a Democrat too
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll do a favor for you

The boy said, “my name’s Jonny
And I like the way that sounds
Let’s fill the hole
Who needs a soul
Let’s turn this thing around.”

The devil opened up his case
And he said, “I’ll start this show.”
And the media came swarming down
And Hollywood was aglow.

It looked it was a sure thing
Morning Joe made an evil hiss
And Rachel Maddow joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished
Jonny said I got this thing won
Everybody hates Trump
The voting is already done.

But the voting hadn’t started
The Donald’s more popular than some think
And the night was quick
And Handel won in an almost easy blink

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he’d been beat
And gave a kick to Jonny’s butt
With one of his cloven feet

Jonny said “Hey, you were the one with fix
I did my best
So I failed the test
I don’t even live in District 6.”

Devil Loses In Georgia Again

Devil Loses In Georgia Again

William Lawrence Sr. Omnibit 6-20-17

The Hindu Jagannath Temple in Puri, India had a fesitval in which images of their gods were placed in huge wagons and rolled in a procession. These wagons would not stop even if it meant worshippers being crushed beneath the wheels. The English called the wagons “juggernauts” and from them we get the word for unstoppable object.

William Lawrence Sr. Omnibit 6-20-17

Jagannath Temple in Puri, India

William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 6-20-17

William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 6-20-17

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Answer to yesterday's William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far. Thomas Jefferson Sing ye to the Lord a new canticle: sing to the Lord, all the earth. Sing ye to the Lord and bless his name: shew forth his salvation from day to day. PsalmsAnswer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
Thomas Jefferson

 

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