The philosopher Chrysippus died from laughing. He saw a donkey eating figs and directed a servant to give it some wine to wash them down. He thought the joke so funny he began laughing uncontrollably. The fit caused him to die.
Day: July 25, 2019
Montco Green-lighting Apartment Construction We Are Told
Montco Green-lighting Apartment Construction — A little birdie told us that the The Montgomery County Commissioners, this morning (July 25) green-lighted a pile of apartment construction.
Our birdie said there was no consideration of traffic or increased school enrollment
“The suburbs are being converted into city,” our birdie said.
Montco Green-lighting Apartment Construction
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Knute Rockne