You think your enemy is planning something nasty? Get your grandma to leave a fish head on his door. That’s how it’s done in Sicily. It has been SOP for a while. Dante wrote about it in 1308. When things really start to escalate they leave goat heads and then horses head. At that point it’s an offer you can’t refuse. This is for you Brad.
I love it!
“Roly-poly fish heads, are never seen drinking cappuchino, in Italian restaurants, with Oriental women.
“Yeah!”
It was Dr. Demento’s show, too, that I learned that one half of Barnes & Barnes was former child star Billy Mumy.