Happy Earth Day Sheeple

Happy Earth Day sheeple. Happy Earth Day all pleasant puppets of corporate marketing and manipulation. Madison Avenue was heavily involved in creating Earth Day. Famed adman Julian Koenig named it. That April 22 was his birthday is something we’ll just chalk up to coincidence.

Koenig also gave us the Timex tagline “It takes a licking and keeps on ticking” and the “Think Small” Volkswagen ad campaign.

We put Earth Day, started in 1970, right up there with Kwanzaa, started in 1966, as attempts by super-rich international establishment types to minimize the influence of Christianity and conscience in influencing social mores and matters of government. Christianity, after all, is an annoying roadblock to the future they envision in which they will rule us as kings and queens.

Think that’s paranoid? Compare how super-rich international establishment minion Google gave Easter, yesterday, no recognition while going full out for today’s celebration of collective control.

Happy Earth Day Sheeple
Google intro page for Easter 2019, April 21.
Happy Earth Day Sheeple
Google intro page for Earth Day 2109, April 22.

Here’s how to get Google out of your life.

And in keeping with our own Earth Day tradition, we’d like to give a shout-out to Philly’s own Ira Einhorn, who likes to take credit for starting the day. He emceed the first celebration after all.

Happy Earth Day Sheeple

3 thoughts on “Happy Earth Day Sheeple”

  1. For me, Earth Day will forever be bound up with the memory of trying to cook a hot dog with a piece of aluminum sheet and a coat hanger, on the football field under a solid overcast sky, at Indian Valley Junior High, April 1977.

    “Look, Mr. Arner! Solar power!”

  2. This year, I’m going to celebrate by burning yard waste in my Weber and releasing as much CO2 as I can. Take THAT, Gaia!

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