Off The Internet — Clueless

Courtesy of Cathy Craddock

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” 



The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. 



She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.” 



“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?” 



“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your  information, and I’m  still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.” 



The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”



”I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?” 



“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Say No To Gas Tax Hike

By Joe Sterns

Gov. Tom Corbett, for the second time in as many years, wants to break his No Tax Increase pledge that he signed with Americans for Tax Reform.   This time he wants to bring more pain at the pump by lifting the cap on the oil company franchise tax.  Like a liberal, Corbett argues his plan will only affect oil companies, not consumers.  Like a liberal, Gov. Corbett apparently fails to realize that companies pass their increased tax burden directly on to consumers.

PA already has one of the highest liquid fuels tax rates in the country. If Corbett succeeds with his scheme, $4-per-gallon gas could well be on its way!  The Governor has plenty of options at his disposal to fix roads and bridges without reaching into our pockets, such as Public-Private Partnerships, selling the liquor stores, cutting wasteful spending such as the bailout of Big Hollywood, clipping the wings of the costliest legislature in the world, which makes 10 times the salary of lawmakers in Texas, abolishing prevailing wage, and more. 

Here is what you can do stop this plan:

1. Call the Governor’s office and tell him it’s a bad idea. The number is:  717-787-2500

2. Call Americans for Tax Reform and tell them you expect them to hold Gov. Corbett accountable for breaking his pledge.
The number is:   202.785.0266

Hat tip Bob Guzzardi

Cox On 4 State House Committees

State Representative Jim Cox (R-129 has assigned to serve on four standing House committees during the 2013-14 legislative session — the Commerce, Professional Licensure, Game & Fisheries, and Labor & Industry committees.

“These committees play a significant role in reviewing legislation that greatly impacts our economy,” Cox said. “From determining company behaviors to deciding who is licensed to work in certain sectors and how employers and employees will get along, the legislation I will be reviewing will help chart our economic future. Each of these committees deals with a segment of our Commonwealth that greatly contributes to our economy. I’m excited about the important work ahead.”

The state House Commerce Committee vets legislation regulating the behavior of Pennsylvania companies.

The House Professional Licensure Committee reviews legislation that establishes rules governing the licenses required to engage in certain professions in the Commonwealth.

The House Game & Fisheries Committee deals with legislation that affects hunters, fishers and outdoor enthusiasts.

The House Labor & Industry Committee handles legislation dealing with employee-employer relations and the Commonwealth’s unemployment compensation system.

“While I am pleased to serve on these committees, they will not detract from my main focus, which is replacing school district property taxes,” Cox said. “I plan to reintroduce the Property Tax Independence Act and work with the grassroots taxpayer groups that are pushing for it to be enacted into law.”

Cox On 4 State House Committees

Cox On 4 State House Committees

Cryptowit

By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Wxav Oajwi

Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Let my name stand among those who are willing to bear ridicule and reproach for the truth’s sake, and so earn some right to rejoice when the victory is won.
Louisa May Alcott

U.K. Has More Violence Than U.S. And Crime Is Dropping Here

Reader Tom C submitted the below video in which the narrator points out that violent crime has dropped dramatically since 1992 — the murder rate has been halved — and that violent crime is three times as high in England than the United States.

One thing the narrator didn’t note is that it is far, far, far more easier to carry a concealed handgun here than it was in 1992.

Cryptowit

By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Fiocmu Gus Ufwinn

Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
Jack Kerouac

Kudos To Will Bunch

The pointless death of Aaron Swartz  inspired Philadelphia Daily News “extremist” liberal columnist Will Bunch to fire a broadside at Barack Obama, yesterday, Jan. 15.

The reality is that . . . he’s
also expanded the power of the presidency at the expense of the public . . . Sometimes
alarmingly so,
Bunch wrote.

The reality of the Obama administration so far is that the folks who
promised in 2009 “most transparent administration in history” have instead turned down Freedom of Information requests at a much higher rate than the oft-criticized Bush administration,
have continued to classify documents at an alarming level, and even
made unsuccessful attempts to water down a key FOIA provision and to
keep White House visitor logs a secret,
Bunch wrote.

The administration that pledged to undo the excessive secrecy of the Bush years has seen its Justice Department prosecute six people under the Espionage Act
who’ve tried to blow the whistle on government corruption, including
unlawful torture  — which is double the number prosecuted under all
past presidents put together,
Bunch wrote.

The presidency that surged into office
four years ago promising to wipe away the moral stain of the Iraq War
years has instead chosen to conduct the cornerstone of its
anti-terrorism — drone strikes against purported terrorists on a “kill
list” — in utter secrecy;
Bunch wrote.

Hey Will, welcome to the Tea Party.

Actually, if one clicks on the link to his article in the first paragraph one will see that Bunch includes a few obligatory digs at the Tea Party referring to it as “radical extremism” without defining the term.

Maybe Bunch ought to attend a Tea Party meeting and try real hard to keep an open mind as he listens to the issues they address.

Still, kudos for standing up for freedom.

Cryptowit

By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
Dante Alighieri