Sestak To Face Specter

Congressman-Admiral Joe “I Believe The World Is Burning To The Ground And Grandpa Doesn’t Need That Pacemaker Anyway” Sestak has made it official that he is taking on incumbent Arlen “I’m A Sensitive Democrat Now And I Would Know That Grandpa Doesn’t Need The Pacemaker If I Actually Would Read The Bills I Support” Specter in the Democratic Primary for Pennsylvania’s Senate seat.

The winner takes on Pat “I’d Just As Soon Run For Governor But I have A Duty To Try To Fix The Mess Those Fools Are Making” Toomey.

2 thoughts on “Sestak To Face Specter”

  1. That should be a fun campaign. Those two turkeys (Sestak and Spector) have a lot of ammunition (dirt) to throw at each other.

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