William W. Lawrence Sr. Omnibit 7-15-17

Franklin D. Roosevelt, who had a marvelous sense of humor, was obliged to attend many social functions where he was introduced to a multitude of strangers. He noticed that hardly anyone every paid any attention to the small talk exchanged. He decided to test this observation by muttering “I murdered my grandmother this morning.” His theory was proving infallible until he shook hands with a Wall Street Republican who muttered back “She certainly had it coming.”

William W. Lawrence Sr. Omnibit 7-15-17

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