State Of The Union Bingo
Something being passed around the web to make tonight’s State of the Union speech bearable.
Event Instructions
Obama says “let me be clear”
Do one shot
Obama says “change isn’t easy”
Do one shot
Obama says “make no mistake”
Do one shot
Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”
He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, do five shots
Joe Wilson yells something
Do two shots
Obama yells back
Finish the bottle
Obama says “jobs”
Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed
Obama says “health care”
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal
STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog’s water bowl
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech
is over
Do three shots
Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership”
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to
swallow
Obama says he’s “fighting for you”
Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti
Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross
