Donald Trump Uniter In Chief — Today, Nov.3, is Election Day and while endorsements are far more often counter-productive than not, we feel loyal readers should know what we want in a president and which of the candidates we feel is best for the job.
Our demands are high.
We want someone who can make the Israelis and Arabs exchange ambassadors.
We want someone who is endorsed by the police AND the rappers.
We want someone who can get Mike Pence to dance to YMCA.
Of the two main candidates, we feel Donald Trump is the only one who we think can meet these difficult standards.
We endorse Donald Trump for president.
