William Lawrence Sr Omnbit 9-26-15
Saint Fabian was present during the papal election of 236 but was not a candidate. A dove, however, landed on his head. The cardinals stopped the process and declared him to be the guy.
Category: Omnibit
William Lawrence Omnibit 9-25-15
William Lawrence Omnibit 9-25-15
Cows only sleep for three hours a day.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-24-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-24-15
The great American scout and explorer Kit Carson loved chili. His final words were “I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.”
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-22-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-22-15
William Penn didn’t read the documents he signed. An evil fellow Quaker named Philip Ford was his business manager. He had him sign a document that transferred ownership of Pennsylvania to himself. He then started charging Penn rent, which he didn’t pay. When Ford died, his wife threw Penn in debtors prison. The powers that be thought that that was too low, freed him and gave him the colony back.
Philip Ford cheated William Penn.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-21-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-21-15
British sailors were not fed lime juice to fight scurvy but lemon juice. But they called the lemon juice lime juice hence the name “Limey”.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-19-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-19-15
Where is Gunnbjarnarsker? That is Greenland as that is what it’s discoverer, Gunnbjørn Ulfsson, called it when he found it in 930 AD. It means Gunnbjørn skerries, which are small rocky islands. Eric the Red was the guy who made the first settlement there. He renamed it Greenland to entice suckers.
Where is Gunnbjarnarsker?
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-18-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-18-15
Who were Jonas Grumby and Roy Hinkley? They were the Skipper and The Professor on Gilligan’s Island. Those were their official names.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-17-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-17-15
The board game Senet comes from ancient Egypt.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-16 -15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-16 -15
Lloyds of London would not insure Evel Knievel.
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-15-15
William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 9-15-15
Apollo 16 was the next to last moon landing. Little, however, has been spoken of the crisis it faced and the horrific conditions which the crew had to endure. Astronauts John W. Young, Thomas K. Mattingly II and Charles M. Duke, Jr. were given potassium fortified citrus fruit drinks to avoid irregular heartbeats due to potassium deficiency. Unfortunately, this had an unconsidered side effect and there was no air flow to dissipate the aroma.
This was what was overheard by ground control: I have the farts again. I got ‘em again, Charlie. I mean, I haven’t eaten this much citrus fruit in twenty years! And I tell you one thing. In another twelve gosh darn* days, I ain’t never eating any more.