By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Give Thanks For It All
I am hoping that many people today can just stop, and take the time to practice Thanksgiving Day not only as a time to feast, but as a time to be thankful. Not only thankful for the things that make them comfortable. It is good to be thankful for those things: a nice home; friends; family; and a good community, but it is difficult to be grateful for the things that challenge us and force us to grow.
Give Thanks Today
Cryptowit
By William W. Lawrence Sr
Give Thanks For Stupidity Of Others As It Makes For Great Conservation
Thanksgiving. That hallowed holiday where we gather to give thanks for health and happiness.
Which lasts for five minutes. Because let’s be real. After that, we gossip, complain and marvel at the extraordinary stupidity all around us.
Here are just a few examples in the “What are they thinking?” category?
General Petraeus’ debacle: The now-former CIA Director had been engaged in covert activities with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, a West Point grad. Likewise, four-star General John Allen, commander in Afghanistan, had a very cozy relationship with wannbe-socialite Jill Kelley, exchanging 30,000 emails with her. Whether they stuffed the turkey together remains to be seen.
Did it dawn on either that since a major part of their jobs was intercepting emails, phone conversations and records, that maybe they should have covered their tracks a bit better? Talk about not using your head. Or, more accurately, using the wrong one. Military intelligence: truly an oxymoron.
But the biggest travesty is that Kelley’s resemblance to Kim Kardashian will undoubtedly result in Hollywood’s most talentless diva getting her part for the movie. Enough to make you vomit Thanksgiving dinner.
Hostess Union Workers Striking: Let’s see. Your company is in bankruptcy again. Management asks your union to make concessions in order to keep the ovens cooking. They tell you that without concessions, the company will be immediately liquidated, and you will have NO job. Since bankruptcy requires all financial cards be on the table, this was a statement of fact, not a negotiating bluff.
Does the union do the right thing for their families by taking the offer and trying to rebuild the company? No. They go hard-line and strike, using unadulterated greed as their guiding principle.
Well, congratulations to the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers Union. You held the line. More than 18,000 people will become unemployed (including 13,000 not in your union), but you held the line. That victory, and two dollars, will buy you a cup of coffee and some Twinkies.
Actually, just a cup of coffee.
All stores opening on Thanksgiving: Capitalism is by far the best economic system on Earth, but it only works when common sense is used. Opening retail stores on Thanksgiving Day not only lacks common sense (and common decency), but it’s an idiotic business move.
Denying workers the enjoyment of being with their families crosses the line, leading millions to ask “is nothing sacred?” While the sales will entice some, the negative publicity these stores are receiving does more harm than good. In fact, Wal-Mart employees are looking to strike in protest. Some things truly are more important than a few extra hours of profits.
Here’s the irony. Instead of disrupting Thanksgiving and getting hammered for it, they would reap substantially more by spending millions in a public relations effort shaming their competition, informing consumers that their Black Friday sales would be extended to preserve the sanctity of Thanksgiving.
But as Voltaire said, “Common sense is not so common.”
Camping Out For A Week At Best Buy: There’s no excuse for opening on Thanksgiving. But that decision is only fed by the absolute morons who no longer stand in line for hours before the doors open, but now camp out for days in front of stores.
Here’s a newsflash for these folks: A. if you’re camping out during the workweek, then you are not, by definition, working. B. Maybe if you were working, you wouldn’t be so desperate to save a few bucks on another TV. C. If you don’t have a job, you have no business buying anything except the essentials, which, I believe, Best Buy doesn’t offer. D. Since you are acting like a bum by eating, sleeping and going to the bathroom in a sidewalk tent city, do yourself a favor and buy The Big Lebowski. Fast forward to the classic exchange between both Lebowskis and you might learn something:
The Big Lebowski: Are you employed?
The Dude: Employed?
The Big Lebowski: You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude: Is this a… what day is this?
The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did. Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose. Do you hear me… the bums will always lose!
If you are camping out in front of a store for a week before Thanksgiving, you’re already lost. But take solace in the fact that the rest of us will be talking about you while we enjoy third helpings of turkey in our toasty warm homes. And we thank you for giving us so much material. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pa. Police Plan To Be Aggressive This Thanksgiving
The Pennsylvania State Police have announced that with the increased traffic expected this Thanksgiving holiday they will be aggressively enforcing traffic laws especially DUI, speeding and seat belt violations.
Should She Be In her Tree?
PennDOT’s Yellow Dot
The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) has launched two new voluntary programs aimed at saving the lives of Pennsylvanians in emergency situations, says State Rep. Jim Cox (R-129). Participation in the Yellow Dot program and the Emergency Contact Information program is free.
Participants in Yellow Dot fill out the program form with an emergency contact, medical contact and medical information; insert it in the program’s folder; and then place it in their vehicle’s glove compartment. A yellow dot sticker affixed to the rear window alerts emergency responders to the availability of information to help them provide better care to crash victims.
The Emergency Contact Information program offers Pennsylvania driver’s license and PennDOT-issued ID holders the opportunity to log into a secure database and list two emergency contacts. Participants can update the information as needed, but only law enforcement officials can view the information in the system. In the event of an emergency, law enforcement can use a participant’s ID to find his or her emergency contact information.
The Yellow Dot program is used only in vehicle crashes, but the Emergency Contact Information program can be used in other emergencies as well as crashes.
For information on the programs, visit Cox’s website and look under the “State Programs and Services” link on the left-hand side.
Cryptowit
By William W. Lawrence Sr
Is Obama Going Take Private Retirement Savings?
Old friend Tom Flocco sent this link alleging that Barack Obama has a plan to confiscate private retirement savings. Guess we will have wait to see if this bubbles up.