Bill Rhoads of Rhoads Plumbing Heating Cooling  has been reported to have done an excellent — and reasonably priced — job of getting the plumbing up to code of Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church , 100 S. Penn St. in Clifton Heights.

Well done, Bill. His business is at 333 S. Bishop Ave., Springfield, PA 19064. He can be reached at 610-623-3874.

A way to safely experience drunk driving will be the highlight of  Healthy Communities Initiative’s High Impact Alcohol Awareness Program to be held at the Granite Run Mall, March 11.

A DUI simulator will let you feel what it’s like to take the wheel of a Ford Taurus after having one mojito over the line.

Actually, for it to be really interesting, it will have to be a couple of mojitos over the line, considering where the line is now drawn in this nanny-state era.

But check it out anyway. The event runs from 3 to 9 p.m. at the mall, 1067 W. Baltimore Pike, Media (Middletown Township) Pa., 19063.

There, of course, will also be food, booths and freebies.

No drinks, presumably.

The event director is Janet Lloyd Murphy.