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Pacemakers explode during cremations. Funeral directors have to remember to remove them. And joint replacements don’t melt. Those tasked with disposing the remains wait for them to cool down and ship them to the Netherlands for recycling.
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Knute Rockne
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: The Lord your God is in your midst, a warrior who gives victory; he will rejoice over you with gladness, he will renew you in his love; he will exult over you with loud singing
Zephaniah
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Truth is in things, and not in words.
Herman Melville
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man’s life.
Daniel Webster
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.
Babe Ruth
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families.
Margaret Thatcher
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: If your brother sins against you, go and tell him his fault, between you and him alone. If he listens to you, you have gained your brother.
Matthew