Safe and effective is not a lie. It’s two lies!
Ontario For European Trip
Two Faced Trudy
Shit Spreaders and also shit spreaders
We all have that one friend who says we can walk there.
I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree draped in bacon. “A bacon tree,” he says. “We’re saved!” He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn’t a bacon tree. I twas a ham bush
I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I’m surrounded by fakes.