Doberman And The Lion

Doberman And The Lion, hat tip Chris Saullo

An old Doberman dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. 
Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction
with the intention of having lunch.
The old Doberman thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep shit now!”
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. 
Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”
Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
“Whew!,” says the lion, “That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!”
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion.
The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says “Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”
Moral of this story…
Don’t mess with the old dogs… age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!  Bull Shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Doberman And The Lion
Story doesn’t work as well with Schipperkes

Susaco New England William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-21-20

Susaco New England —The first New England was not in New England but in Russia on the northeast coast of the Black Sea. Saxon nobles fleeing William the Conqueror and his Normans fled to Constantinople in mass in the 11th century. The provided valuable assistance in a battle for the Byzantines. This gained them the good graces of Emperor Alexius I Comnenus who gave them the territory which included the present Russian city of Novorossiysk. They appeared to have named that part after the Kingdom of Sussex which devolved into Susaco which held for centuries.

New England William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-21-20
Susaco New England William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-21-20

Mons Vaticanus William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-15-20

Why is the Vatican called the Vatican? It comes from the Latin mons Vaticanus, which is what the Romans called the hill on which the Papal palace stands. The source for the name is thought to be Etruscan for “hill of prophecy”. You know who the Etruscans were right?

Mons Vaticanus William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-15-20
Mons Vaticanus William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 8-15-20

Philippines Independence Day William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 7-4-20

No Anthony, the Philippines Independence Day is not July 4. It was celebrated as such until 1962 as the archipelago was recognized as an independent nation on July 4, 1946 but decided it really achieved it on June 12, 1898 when it declared its independence from Spain. The date for the celebration was accordingly changed.

Philippines Independence Day William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 7-4-20
Philippines Independence Day William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 7-4-20

Gros Michel Banana William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 12-13-19

The most popular variety of banana for more than a century was the Gros Michel banana. Panama disease nearly wiped it out in the 1950s and made it impractical to grow in Central America hence just about all bananas exported to the United States became the Cavendish variety, which has a significantly different taste.

So what did Gros Michel taste like? Exactly like any artificially flavored banana confection. When synthetic fruit flavors were developed in the 19th century, the banana one was based on the Gros Michel. Flavor makers never saw the need to update it.

Frankly banana candy always seemed tastier to us than the real thing.

Did you know that Wilmington, Del. is the major banana port in North America? Sure you did.

Gros Michel William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 12-13-19
Gros Michel Banana William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 12-13-19

Happiness starts with a smile

Happiness starts with a smile — Good friend Katie sent us this link to a Coca-Cola ad by a Belgian advertising agency in which an actor randomly starts laughing on a train.

The tagline is “happiness starts with a smile.” May you start this Valentine’s Day with one.

Happiness starts with a smile

11 11 Powerful Day Universal Year

11 11 Powerful Day — This came in our email. It’s been a while since we had a good “Off the Internet” and we wish to share for your enlightenment. We don’t know who Elaine is.

That every time you glance at your phone it seems to be exactly 11:11?

That repeating 1s are popping up all around you – on receipts, license plates, mile markers and digital notifications?

→ Well, it’s no coincidence.

This year more than ever before, countless people all over the planet have reported seeing the 11:11 code repeatedly appear in their daily lives.

It’s a worldwide phenomenon that’s intensifying as we approach the 11th day, of the 11th month, of an 11 Universal Year (2+0+1+8=11)…


That’s right. This year, November 11th is more magical than you ever could’ve imagined…

→ It’s the most powerful manifesting day of the decade.

11 is the Master Number of heightened intuition, supernatural abilities and miraculous creation. 

In sacred geometry, the Number 11 represents two pillars, a gateway, which opens a direct portal between divine inspiration and physical materialization…

And on November 11th, 2018, the 11:11:11 portal flies wide open, just days after tomorrow’s Scorpio New Moon darkens the skies and opens limitless possibilities.

This is it, Elaine.

Get ready for a massive expansion of your personal power and abundance potential!

→ We’re talking manifestation at lightning speed.

There is no doubt that something is shifting in the Universe right now. Can you feel it? We sure can…

The last time we experienced this 11:11:11 portal was back in 2009. Before that, it was 1910! That means over 99% of the world’s population have only ever experienced one or two of these days in their lifetimes.

No wonder the entire planet is feeling the effects of this incredibly rare vibration and waiting with great anticipation for November 11th, 2018 to arrive!

11 11 Powerful Day
I noticed an 11 on my clock.