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Energy Costs Rising Says Obama — In his hip Fireside Hangout on Google+ on Valentines Day, President Obama admitted that his environmental policies will rise the cost of energy, reports Breitbart.com.
He still is expected to be able to afford his $1,000 per hour golf lessons.
UN Web Resolution Is Little Reported — A draft of telecommunication regulations was passed, Dec. 11, at the International Telecommunications Union’s (ITU) World Conference held in Dubai.
OK, you win. We now support social justice and are promoting a bill to make things right.
We are calling it the “Hey Wendy, Let’s-Tell-It-To-THE-MAN-In-The-Mansion-On-The-Hill-So-We-Can-Stop-Livin’-On-Prayer Social Justice Act.”
What it would do would be to place a 100 percent excise tax on music royalties and concert tickets to soak the 1-percenter greed-pig oppressors.
Our current gun culture simply ensures that more and more domestic disputes will end in the ultimate tragedy.
For you hipsters out there proclaiming social justice tweet this on your iPad: A riot involving 2,000 persons occurred, Sept 23, at the Chinese Foxconn plant that makes Apple’s flagship products. 
Empty Chairs Symbolic Lynchings — Some guy in Austin, Texas hung an empty chair and the self-proclaimed sensitive ones wailed it symbolized a lynching.
Corzine Scandal Now Enmeshes Holder — The disappearance of $1.6 billion (that’s billion) from prominent derivatives broker MF Global has drawn crickets chirping from federal law enforcement and Brietbart.Com has come up with a likely reason.
State Rep. Mike Gerber, who served as the State House Democratic Campaign Committee chairman last cycle, announced Thursday that he is resigning his 148th District (Montgomery County) seat at the end of the term to become senior vice president of public affairs, strategy and product administration at Franklin Square Capital Partners.
Franklin Square, found in 2007, describes itself as enabling investors to tap into the same strategies employed successfully for years by large institutional investors — like pension funds, financial institutions, endowments and high net worth individuals
Just one more Democrat looking out for the little guy. You know, going to the link and looking at the photos of Franklin Square’s management team, well, one can’t say one sees a lot of “diversity” there.
Spanier Gets National Security Gig — Graham Spanier, the sexual adventurer who presided over Penn State for 16 years and thought it “humane” to refrain from reporting to police that one-time football assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was molesting children, appears to have been rehabilitated.
Mugabe Tourism Ambassador UNbelievable — Zimbabwe “President” Robert Mugabe, who is apparently that nation’s president for life and a known tyrant, has been named an “international tourism ambassador” by the UN World Tourism Organization.