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Congressmen, Haircuts And Community Service

Congressmen, Haircuts And Community Service Courtesy of Judy McGrane

One day a florist went to a barber for a hair cut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this  week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

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Congressmen, Haircuts And Community Service

God’s Pharmacy

A sliced tomato resembles a heart. Is it good for the heart? Do kidney beans really help your kidneys? Is it true about the sweet potato?

Check out the latest Off The Internet feature: God’s Pharmacy .

Mosque Joke Illustrates Pseudo-Tolerance

Mosque Joke Illustrates Pseudo-Tolerance — Below is a nice pointed little joke circulating around the internet illustrating the pseudo-tolerance of those who want to rule our lives. Thank you Cathy Craddock and feel free to forward.

I recently applied for a building permit for a nice new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and a very loud
outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for
200 cars and I was going to paint it dark green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to go to hell.

So I sent in the application again; but this time I called it a “Mosque”.

Work starts on Monday…

Mosque Joke Illustrates Pseudo-Tolerance

10,000 To Take A

David Kliss became perturbed when he was told he would have to connect his Pheasant Road home to a new sewer line  East Hanover, Pa. and learned that what the new, and, for him, undesired service would set him back  $10,000. $10,000 to take a David Kliss became perturbed when he was told he would have to connect his Pheasant Road home to a new sewer line East Hanover, Pa. and learned that what the new, and, for him, undesired service would set him back $10,000

He placed protest signs on his yard which code enforcement made him edit. The signs now read “$10,000 To Take A”. Feel free to use your imagination as to what the edit was.

There were a few other issues with the signs but Kliss says Code Enforcement Officer David Smith was “extremely helpful” in fixing the matters and the edited signs remain.

10,000 To Take A

 

Biker And The Lion

Biker And The Lion –A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A Washington Post reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’

The Harley rider replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’

The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?’

The biker replies, ‘I’m a U.S.Marine and a Republican.’ The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S.MARINE-BIKER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the liberal news media’s approach to the news these days.

Kudos to FreeRepublic.Com for the tip.

Biker And The Lion