Give Thanks Today

The First National Proclamation of Thanksgiving was given by the Continental Congress in 1777 in the temporary capital of York, Pennsylvania. Samuel Adams created the first draft. 
In 1789, George Washington  created the first Thanksgiving Day designated by the national government of the United States of America saying:
Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me “to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness.” Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be.

In 1863 with the Civil War raging, President Abraham Lincoln, prompted by a series of editorials written by Sarah Josepha Hale, proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day, to be celebrated on the final Thursday in November 1863. The proclamation, written by Secretary of State William Seward, reads:
The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years, with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union. In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed. Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.” Proclamation of President Abraham Lincoln, October 3, 1863
We have been doing it since.
Happy Thanksgiving.

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By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Life is a long lesson in humility. — James M. Barrie

Give Thanks For Stupidity Of Others As It Makes For Great Conservation

By Chris Freind

Thanksgiving. That hallowed holiday where we gather to give thanks for health and happiness.

Which lasts for five minutes.  Because let’s be real.  After that, we gossip, complain and marvel at the extraordinary stupidity all around us. 

Here are just a few examples in the “What are they thinking?” category? 

General Petraeus’  debacle:  The now-former CIA Director had been engaged in covert activities with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, a West Point grad. Likewise, four-star General John Allen, commander in Afghanistan, had a very cozy relationship with wannbe-socialite Jill Kelley, exchanging 30,000 emails with her. Whether they stuffed the turkey together remains to be seen.

Did it dawn on either that since a major part of their jobs was intercepting emails, phone conversations and records, that maybe they should have covered their tracks a bit better?   Talk about not using your head. Or, more accurately, using the wrong one. Military intelligence: truly an oxymoron. 

But the biggest travesty is that Kelley’s resemblance to Kim Kardashian will undoubtedly result in Hollywood’s most talentless diva getting her part for the movie. Enough to make you vomit Thanksgiving dinner.

Hostess Union Workers Striking: Let’s see. Your company is in bankruptcy again. Management asks your union to make concessions in order to keep the ovens cooking. They tell you that without concessions, the company will be immediately liquidated, and you will have NO job. Since bankruptcy requires all financial cards be on the table, this was a statement of fact, not a negotiating bluff.  

Does the union do the right thing for their families by taking the offer and trying to rebuild the company? No. They go hard-line and strike, using unadulterated greed as their guiding principle.

Well, congratulations to the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers Union. You held the line.  More than 18,000 people will become unemployed (including 13,000 not in your union), but you held the line. That victory, and two dollars, will buy you a cup of coffee and some Twinkies.

Actually, just a cup of coffee.

All stores opening on Thanksgiving: Capitalism is by far the best economic system on Earth, but it only works when common sense is used. Opening retail stores on Thanksgiving Day not only lacks common sense (and common decency), but it’s an idiotic business move. 

Denying workers the enjoyment of being with their families crosses the line, leading millions to ask “is nothing sacred?” While the sales will entice some, the negative publicity these stores are receiving does more harm than good.  In fact, Wal-Mart employees are looking to strike in protest. Some things truly are more important than a few extra hours of profits.

Here’s the irony. Instead of disrupting Thanksgiving and getting hammered for it, they would reap substantially more by spending millions in a public relations effort shaming their competition, informing consumers that their Black Friday sales would be extended to preserve the sanctity of Thanksgiving. 

But as Voltaire said, “Common sense is not so common.”

Camping Out For A Week At Best Buy: There’s no excuse for opening on Thanksgiving. But that decision is only fed by the absolute morons who no longer stand in line for hours before the doors open, but now camp out for days in front of stores. 

Here’s a newsflash for these folks: A. if you’re camping out during the workweek, then you are not, by definition, working.  B. Maybe if you were working, you wouldn’t be so desperate to save a few bucks on another TV.  C. If you don’t have a job, you have no business buying anything except the essentials, which, I believe, Best Buy doesn’t offer.  D. Since you are acting like a bum by eating, sleeping and going to the bathroom in a sidewalk tent city, do yourself a favor and buy The Big Lebowski. Fast forward to the classic exchange between both Lebowskis and you might learn something:


The Big Lebowski: Are you employed?

The Dude: Employed?

The Big Lebowski: You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday? 

The Dude: Is this a… what day is this? 

The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did. Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose. Do you hear me… the bums will always lose!

If you are camping out in front of a store for a week before Thanksgiving, you’re already lost. But take solace in the fact that the rest of us will be talking about you while we enjoy third helpings of turkey in our toasty warm homes.  And we thank you for giving us so much material.  Happy Thanksgiving!

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Pa. Police Plan To Be Aggressive This Thanksgiving

The Pennsylvania State Police have announced that with the increased traffic expected this Thanksgiving holiday they will be aggressively enforcing traffic laws especially DUI, speeding and seat belt violations.

They also note that if windshield wipers are operating, drivers must turn on headlights.

This campaign will last until Dec. 2.
A child seat event featuring certified car seat technicians will be held 3- 7 p.m,, Monday, Nov. 26, at the State Police Media Barracks, 1342 Baltimore Pike, 19064. Call 610-558-7074 for information.
Hat tip Kate Rainey.

Should She Be In her Tree?

Well, tis the day before Thanksgiving and all through the house…well, at least all through the kitchen…my wife is running around like a chicken, er…turkey with her head cut off. You see, we have Thanksgiving at our home every year—always have had—and that means Barbara runs the show.
Daughters will be here…sons-in-law, grandchildren, and this will be the first year we entertain a great-grand-child — 13-month-old Andrew. So his gifts from Turkey Claus are already under the Thanksgiving Tree, which, anyone who has ever visited our house can tell you, is a staple in the Vanore Home. As is an Easter Tree, Valentine Tree, St. Patrick Tree, Summer Tree, Halloween Tree…and, oh yes, we also have a Christmas Tree.
Lest you think that our home is a veritable forest…you should know that they are all the same tree, re-decorated for every season. My wife has done this for more years than I can remember, and although there are probably others who decorate their home in this fashion, I’ve certainly never seen another.
By next weekend, while we’re having cold turkey sandwiches with turkey soup, the Christmas tree will no doubt be in some process of final assembly. And before you ask, yes, my wife has finished her Christmas shopping, which should come as no surprise, since she started in August, while the Summer Tree was still prominent in our living room.
But even so, we do not rush the seasons. We don’t want to hear Christmas music until at least Thanksgiving. When I heard carols being played in the local WalMart last week, I remarked to the saleswoman that it was not yet Thanksgiving. She very wearily told me that if I thought it was too early, I should be thankful that I didn’t work there, because the store started Christmas before Halloween this year.
“They’ve taken all the enjoyment out of the holidays,” she complained. She told me that she had spent many years in retail sales, and always enjoyed the Christmas season, with people showing an advancing Christmas spirit as the holiday approached. “But they start too early now,” she sighed.  “Everyone’s tired and fed-up by the time Christmas week arrives. And …they spend far more than they can afford!”

Lucky Elsie’s Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie

I’m  Lucky Elsie and I want to share my holiday favorites with you and my first will be my Thanksgiving pumpkin pie.

Ingredients for Pie Crust

3/4  Cup sifted flour

1/2  Tsp salt

1/3 Cup vegetable shortening

2-3 Tbls ice water

Mix flour and salt in bowl. Cut in shortening until mix looks like large peas.  Mix in the water until the mixture holds together. Dough should not be wet or slippery though. Roll the dough out to fit an 8-inch pie pan.

Ingredients for Filling

1 1/2 Cups cook, strained pumpkin

1 Cup milk

3/4  Cup sugar

1/4  Tsp salt

1/2  Tsp nutmeg

1/2  Tsp ginger

1 1/2  Tsp cinnamon

2 Eggs slightly beaten

1 Tb melted butter

Place pumpkin in bowl and gradually add milk, stirring constantly. Add the ingredients in the order above. Beat with a mixer until smooth and pour  into the pie crust. Bake at 400 degree F until a kitchen knife inserted into the pie draws out clean. The baking should take between 35-45 minutes.

Lucky Elsie’s Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie

When Saturday Mattered Most

Army no longer plays Navy the Saturday after Thanksgiving but with the holiday looming it remains a good time to praise Mark Beech’s book When Saturday Mattered Most: The Last Golden Season Of Army Football. The book involves Army’s 1958 football season when the team dominated the nation’s sports pages and was the last time it reached a number one ranking. It ended the season ranked third with the only blemish on its record a 14-14 tie against Pitt.

Springfield’s Bill Carpenter, the famous Lonesome (or Lonely as he preferred) End is prominently featured in it.
The book is well-written with many historical tidbits and will easily capture and hold the interest of those  who care little about sports.
I fully expect a movie or mini-series based on it.
When Saturday Mattered Most
When Saturday Mattered Most

PennDOT’s Yellow Dot

The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) has launched two new voluntary programs aimed at saving the lives of Pennsylvanians in emergency situations, says State Rep. Jim Cox (R-129). Participation in the Yellow Dot program and the Emergency Contact Information program is free. 

Participants in Yellow Dot fill out the program form with an emergency contact, medical contact and medical information; insert it in the program’s folder; and then place it in their vehicle’s glove compartment. A yellow dot sticker affixed to the rear window alerts emergency responders to the availability of information to help them provide better care to crash victims. 

The Emergency Contact Information program offers Pennsylvania driver’s license and PennDOT-issued ID holders the opportunity to log into a secure database and list two emergency contacts. Participants can update the information as needed, but only law enforcement officials can view the information in the system. In the event of an emergency, law enforcement can use a participant’s ID to find his or her emergency contact information. 

The Yellow Dot program is used only in vehicle crashes, but the Emergency Contact Information program can be used in other emergencies as well as crashes. 

For information on the programs, visit Cox’s website and look under the “State Programs and Services” link on the left-hand side. 

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By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: He only earns his freedom and existence who daily conquers them anew. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Elmo Not Penn State, Um, Really

Penn State has removed from its Flickr feed the below photo of Elmo receiving a PSU t-shirt last march.

Kevin Clash, the actor who portrayed Elmo on Sesame Street, resigned from the role today, Nov. 20, amid allegations he molested underage boys.
Elmo Not Penn State
Sesame Workshop said “the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want.” It’s a statement worthy of a PSU athletic director. Or president even.