Day: January 27, 2010

State Of The Union Bingo

Something being passed around the web to make tonight’s State of the Union speech bearable.

Event Instructions

Obama says “let me be clear”

Do one shot

Obama says “change isn’t easy”

Do one shot

Obama says “make no mistake”

Do one shot

Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”

He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, do five shots

Joe Wilson yells something

Do two shots

Obama yells back

Finish the bottle

Obama says “jobs”

Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed

Obama says “health care”

Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal

Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal

STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo

Put beer in your dog’s water bowl

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech
is over

Do three shots

Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership”

Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to
swallow

Obama says he’s “fighting for you”

Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti

Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

State Of The Union Bingo

Athony J. Frascino, Obama’s New BFF — Step aside Ellie Light, here comes  Anthony J. Frascino of Swedesboro, N. J.

Friday’s Philadelphia Inquirer published this letter from Frascino in which he described the independents in Massachusetts who elected Scott Brown to the Senate as voters having “no loyalty” and  “switch parties like underwear” and are “America’s insurgents”.

“Welcome to the new age of anarchy,” he said.

Yesterday’s Boston Globe published this letter from Frascino in which n which he described the independents in Massachusetts who elected Scott Brown to the Senate as as voters having “no loyalty” and  “switch parties like underwear” and are “America’s insurgents”.

“Welcome to the new age of anarchy,” he said.

At least Frascino is consistent as to where he lives.

Kudos to James Taranto’s Best of the Web for the tip.

Taranto notes that Frascino wrote a letter to the Inquirer in April, not available on the web, in which  he praised Sen. Arlen Specter for switching parties, and that he found this letter to the Inquirer in which he said that Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Ct)  “makes Judas Iscariot look like Mother Teresa!”

Athony J. Frascino, Obama’s New BFF

 

Obama Losing Obama Girl — Amber Lee Ettinger, who spent 2008 singing of her crush for Obama,  has fallen out of love.

On the eve of the President’s State of the Union address she is giving him a B-minus.

“In my opinion, I feel like he should be focusing a lot more on jobs and the economy,” she said. “He did create some jobs, but most of them were government jobs and that doesn’t really help the middle class.”

Ms. Ettinger notes she still does not have health care.

“I can’t afford it, ” she says.

Obama Losing Obama Girl