Liberal H8

Christopher Dorner, the well-armed former Los Angeles cop who is the suspect in a murder spree that has left at least three dead in southern California, is a liberal according to a manifesto he has posted on Facebook.

Dorner praises President Obama and defends Michelle. “You call his wife a Wookie,” he says regarding those with whom he is upset. “Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.”

He says he’s rooting for Hillary Clinton in 2016 but also like Chris Christie. He advises Christie to lose some weight.

He strongly defends gun control which makes sense as those without guns will be easier for him to kill.

He supports gay marriage and women in combat. One of those whom Dorner is suspected of killing is a woman.

Oh, he also says the Bible is a work of fiction. One imagines that he is certainly praying that it is.

In a related matter, Floyd Lee Corkins II pleaded guilty, yesterday, Feb. 6, to a federal firearms charge, a Washington D.C. assault charge and a Washington D.C. terrorism charge for an Aug. 15 incident in which he shot a security guard at the  headquarters of the Family Resource Council. The guard, who was hit in the arm,  managed to wrestle the gun from Corkins and subdue him.

Corkins used a 9mm handgun. He had two loaded magazines and 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches with him. He told investigators that he wanted to kill the people there and smear the sandwiches in their faces due to the organization’s opposition to homosexual marriage.

He picked Family Resource Council as the target because the leftist Southern Poverty Law Center listed it as a “hate group” on its website.

Dementia Quiz

Courtesy of Cathy Craddock

DEMENTIA QUIZ

FIRST QUESTION:
YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON’T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE….?
(SCROLL DOWN)

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE…..
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC!
NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…..

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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100…

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR! TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT…. MAYBE…

 

 

 

 

 

 

FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???

2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:

 

 

 

 

 

 

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

The Insensitive And Greedy Left

Talk about cold-hearted 1-percenters.

Penn and Yale whose big bosses make close to seven-figures — even not including the perks in some cases — and who are sitting on billions in endowments are going after those having trouble in these Obama years paying back their Perkins loans which are given to those with “exceptional financial need”.

In the last few years, needy U.S. borrowers have defaulted on almost $1 billion in these federal loans.

Well Yale and Penn are suing them to get their money back.

Those hateful, greedy capitalists. I betcha the President will renounce the support they’ve almost universally have given him and fellow Democrats.

Not.

Movie Benefits Honor Flight

Honor Flight Philadelphia is seeking 108 persons to sign up to see Honor Flight, One Last Mission tentatively scheduled for  7:30 p.m., March 7 at the Regal Edgmont Square 10. The quota must be filled by Feb. 26.

Tickets are $12 and are obtained at http://www.tugg.com/events/2975.

Proceeds benefit Honor Flight Philadelphia.

The movie is a documentary about how a Midwest community came together to give four World War II veterans a trip to  the World War II memorial in Washington D.C. These trips to honor these aging veterans have become known as “honor flights’ and a national group  by that name started in 2005 to facilitate organize them.

The Philadelphia hub started in 2011.

The average  World War II veteran is over 90 years old and they are leaving us at a rapidly increasing rate. Philadelphia’s next trip is May 25. Along with the funds, veterans are needed to fill the buses. Applications for the trip can be found at HonorFlightPhiladelphia.org.

Cryptowit

By William W. Lawrence Sr

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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency.
Vladimir Lenin