Category: Idiocracy

World War Z Looms

World War Z Looms — It’s not the walking dead that we must fear, but the talking dead.

Dutch television presenters Valerio Zeno and Dennis Storm are scheduled to be seen eating each others’ flesh tonight, Dec. 21, on Guinea Pigs, a “science program” that airs in that nation.

The program has been pre-recorded so the meal has already taken place.  The men are dressed before a table covered with white linen on which is placed a candelabra and wine. A chef cooks the flesh — a piece of Storm’s buttock and a chunk of Zeno’s abdomen — in sunflower oil, which the men eat.

World War Z looms. Keep your powder dry and your cellar stocked.

Ebonics Experts Sought By Justice Department

Ebonics Experts Sought By Justice Department — In  “things you might have missed”, the U.S. Department of Justice, last summer, sought to hire experts in Ebonics —  the slang used in some black neighborhoods.

And that’s where our money goes.

Oh Barbara Billingsley, if only you still lived.


Ebonics Experts Sought By Justice Department

Wisconsin D.A. Charges Child With Sex Crime

Wisconsin D.A. Charges Child With Sex Crime — Lisa Riniker, the district attorney of Grant County, Wisconsin, has been named in a federal lawsuit alleging that she, among other things, improperly tried to coerce a statement of guilt from a six-year-old boy whom she charged with first-degree sexual assault after playing “doctor” with two 5-year-old friends.

“She bypassed the parents and sent a 6-year-old boy a summons, on which is a threat that the 6-year-old will go to jail for failure to appear,” said Christopher Cooper, one of the attorneys representing the boy’s parents.

Ms. Rinker is quoted in the lawsuit as saying “the Legislature could have put an age restriction in the statute … the legislature did no such thing.”

The biggest threat this nation faces is not Islamic terrorism, China, global warming, illegal aliens or an EMP attack but the extremely large number of really stupid, callous people who have acquired power and authority far beyond their level of competency.

 

Wisconsin D.A. Charges Child With Sex Crime

People Who Get Democrats Elected

People Who Get Democrats Elected — A woman noticed a particular effect caused by her lawn sprinkler and at 4:30 p.m. on  July 6, 2007 she recorded it. She attributed it to metallic oxide salts that had been  introduced to our water supply and “oxygen supply” within the last 20 years.

She decided to place her evidence as to this harbinger of environmental doom on YouTube to warn the world  and it can be found here.

The effect that she noticed was a rainbow in the sprinkler spray.

You make a fairly safe assumption as for whom she voted for president the next year.


People Who Get Democrats Elected

Goofy Street Sign Mandate That Toomey Fought

Goofy Street Sign Mandate That Toomey Fought  — The federal government has rescinded it’s bizarre deadline to change all the street signs in the country and credit goes to Sen. Pat Toomey.

The Federal Highway Administration in 2009 mandated that  street name signs throughout the nation be upper/lower case with a deadline of 2018.

For the historically challenged, 2009 is the first year of the Obama era.

It would have been a costly and wasteful endeavor with the burden falling on municipal governments.

The cost to replace a street sign is about $50. It  adds up. The expense to New York City was estimated to be $28 million.

Anyway, last November Pennsylvania elected a new Republican senator and upon taking office Sen. Toomey made it a point to make common sense prevail. First, he got Secretary of Transportation  Ray LaHood to grant a exception to Lower Merion — a place that was not what one would describe as supportive of  Toomey’s election it should be noted — to  grant the township a waiver to save its historic and picturesque street signs.

Then he got Secretary LaHood to waive the deadline for the entire nation, which Toomey announced Aug. 30.

It’s not ending the mandate but street signs do last a long time as those in Lower Merion would tell you.

Pennsylvania’s other senator, Little Bobby Casey, was apparently content with the pointless new burden. He certainly was indifferent to the problems that it was causing.

So kudos to Sen. Toomey.

Hat tip to Cathy Craddock of the Delaware County Patriots.

Goofy Street Sign Mandate That Toomey Fought

Global Warming May Cause Alien Attack Says PSU Pundit

Global Warming May Cause Alien Attack Says PSU Pundit
We are Penn State!

Global Warming May Cause Alien Attack Says PSU Pundit — An astrobiologist affiliated with Penn State and NASA has co-written a paper suggesting signals to space  be curtailed since they might inspire aliens to attack us due to our slowness in dealing with global warming.

Shawn Domagal-Goldman, along with   fellow scientists Seth D. Baum, and Jacob D. Haqq-Misra, issue this dire warning in their paper Would contact with extraterrestrials benefit or harm humanity? A scenario analysis which is now making international news.

Granted these smart people posit possible positive contacts with ETs such as advancement in knowledge and such.

And they note that in the event of a hostile encounter we might heroically triumph over them or be saved via intervention by a second group of aliens.

And you kind of wonder how much tax money went into producing this stuff.

Those who support shoveling this money at Domagal-Goldman et al are the same ones who laugh at those who have expressed skepticism of evolution such as Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann.

It seem the less you fear God the more likely you are to fear  invisible men in the sky.

It should be noted that TV and radio broadcasts are among the signals we send into outer space.

Global Warming May Cause Alien Attack Says PSU Pundit

 

Survey Shows Politicians Clueless On Civics

Survey Shows Politicians Clueless On Civics — The Intercollegiate Studies Institute surveyed 2,508 of those who took its civic literacy test and 164 said they held an elected government office at least once in their life. The average score of the politicians was 44 percent right. The average general score was 49 percent right which is also kind of scary but does explain how Democrats get elected.

The ISI is an non-profit, non-partisan organization founded in 1953. It began its American Civic Literacy Program in 2003 which is designed to study and strengthen the teaching of America’s history and institutions at the college level. It contracted with the University of Connecticut in 2005 to administer the survey.

The ISI has placed its 33-question 2008 test online and it can be found here.

Results can be found here .

For the record I got a 33 out of 33. I guess I’d make a lousy politician.


 Survey Shows Politicians Clueless On Civics

Survey Shows Politicians Clueless On Civics

Dihydrogen Monoxide Ban Sought

Dihydrogen Monoxide Ban Sought — A petition was passed at the just ending Cancun Climate Summit in which a ban for dihydrogen monoxide was sought. Summit goers were told that the substance contributes to the greenhouse effect, is a major substance in acid rain, can be fatal if inhaled, causes land erosion and is used in nuclear power plants, and the production of pesticides. The petitioners said the ban would cause a reduction in the gross national product of the United States by 6 percent.

The summit goers happily signed their names.

Dihydrogen monoxide can be written as D2MO.

Or H2O.

What was illustrated, of course, was that those leading the environmental movement are idiots.

The video record can be found here.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Ban Sought

Dihydrogen Monoxide Ban Sought

ET Ambassador Named By UN

ET Ambassador Named By UN — A person has been officially designated to greet extraterrestrials. Believable? No, it’s UN-believable as the designating was done by the United Nations.

The lucky ambassador is Mazlan Othman , a 58-year-old Malaysian astrophysicist who heads Unoosa which stands for United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs which you likely never heard of so chalk it up as learning one more UN-believable new fact for the day. If you are a fellow American, this hopefully makes you feel warm and fuzzy since we are the ones mostly paying for it.

It is expected that Mrs. Othman is going to be required to master certain phrases in her new job such as “phone home”, “Klaatu barada nikto”, and, hopefully, “it’s a cookbook”.

The real irony is that the ones who think this is a neat idea are the same ones laughing at Christine O’Donnell.

 ET Ambassador Named By UN

ET Ambassador Named By UN

Finch Fuzz Say Respect My Authoritah

Finch Fuzz Say Respect My Authoritah — In the early morning two days after the Lancaster Intelligencer Journal/New Era carried a feel-good feature about how a grandmother nursed back to health a house finch found by her German shepherd and how the bird became a pet and followed her around the house singing, a Pennsylvania Game Commission Officer and three armed cops showed up at her door with a warrant.

They wanted the bird. Yes, the grandmother, Pati Mattrick, — OK, she’s a 57-year-old grandmother — had broken the law . Apparently it is illegal in this state to heal a sick bird. One must turn it over to licensed “rehabbers”.

The incident happened in May but is now starting to percolate into the rest of the state and, unfortunately, the nation. Having fools and petty tyrants in authority are never things about which one should boast.

Hopefully, the accompanying cops were restricted to just one bullet each and prohibited from keeping their service weapons loaded.

Kudos to Lancaster County District Attorney Craig Stedman who seems sincerely ticked. “At best, this case was a grossly misguided abuse of law enforcement discretion,” he told the Philadelphia Inquirer. ” At worst, it was just plain cruel.”

Earlier this month, he decreed that all game officers go through his office to obtain search warrants rather than simply via a local magistrate.

Finch Fuzz Say Respect My Authoritah

Finch Fuzz Say Respect My Authoritah