Woman Faces Charges After Throwing Ashtray At Husband

By Pattie Price

Susan DiCrecchio, 50, of Newtown, was held for an Aug. 1 arraignment in Common Pleas Court after a hearing July 5 before Magisterial District Justice Lee Hunter. Mrs. DiCrecchio is facing charges of simple assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct for an incident 6:45 a.m., June 28, at her Walnut Street residence.

According to the affidavit, Marple Officer Joe Vandergrift said Mrs. DiCrecchio husband arrived at the police station bleeding profusely from his mouth. He said during an argument his wife threw an ashtray that struck him in the mouth.

Mrs. DiCrecchio told police that she accidentally threw the ashtray because she was upset when he refused to come home from a party the previous night.

Mrs. DiCrecchio was released on $5,000 ROR bail.

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Thomas Vizzard Jr., 30, of Philadelphia waived a hearing on the charges of retail theft for an incident 4:39p.m., June 18, at the Acme, 3590 West Chester Pike.

According to the affidavit, Newtown Officer Joe Vandegrift responded to a report that a male, later identified as Vizzard, was last seen running from the Newtown Square Acme carrying a basket filled with Red Bull Energy Drinks. He was located crossing Route 252 from the Wawa. During a pat down search police confiscated several frozen candy bars and a Wawa fruit cup, along with the Red Bull. The merchandise was valued at over $100.

Vizzard was returned to the George W. Hill Correctional Facility when he was unable to post 10 percent of $5,000 bail.

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A warrant was issued for William Robinson, 43, of Havertown when he failed to appear for a hearing on the charges of bad checks for an incident Sept. 23, 2011 at Edgemont Stone & Supply.

Egyptians Greet Hillary With Chants Of ‘Monica’

Hillary Clinton, representing the Obama Administration and oppressed people everywhere, was greeted by throngs during her visit to Alexandria, Egypt, yesterday, July 15.

They were throwing tomatos and chanting “Monica, Monica”.

Anderson Hearing Reportedly Rescheduled To July 24

The hearing rescheduled for tomorrow, July 17, regarding  embattled Police Chief Dennis Anderson has been reportedly been rescheduled by the Newtown (Delaware County) Supervisors until July 24.

Township workers will not confirm it however.

Anderson’s status has been the subject of much speculation in the township. 

The latest is the township wants him out due to some fingerprint cards being damaged in a flood.

Man Accused Of Stealing Coke Machine

Paul Desper, 46, of Upper Darby, Pa. waived a hearing  July 12, before Magisterial District Judge Dave Lang on the charges of theft  for an incident 7:30 a.m., April 6, at the BP Gas Station, 705 W. Sproul Road.

According to the affidavit, Marple Detective Mike Sharkey said the gas station owner reported that his Coke machine, valued at $3,000 was stolen. The following day, Upper Darby Police found the Coke machine empty and damaged in a park at Marshall Road and Jackson Street.

On April 16, Upper Darby Police stopped a U-Haul truck that was reported stolen. The driver, Desper, was taken into custody and admitted that he stole the Coke machine from Marple Township and dumped it on the Marshall Road field.

Desper was returned to the George W. Hill Correctional Facility. He is scheduled for an Aug. 9 arraignment in Common Pleas Court.

Charges Upheld From Marple Motorcycle Chase

By Pattie Price

Andrew Slater, 21, of Marple, Pa., waived a hearing Thursday, July 12, before Magisterial District Judge Dave Lang on the charges of speeding and fleeing or attempting to elude police. In exchange for the waiver the charge of reckless driving was withdrawn. The charges stem from an incident 9:29p.m., June 27, on Springfield Road at Davis Avenue.

According to the affidavit, Marple Sgt. Tony Colgan was conducting a speed check when three motorcycles traveled through the speed zone. The first motorcycle, operated by Slater, was clocked at 61 mph in a posted 40 mph zone. Colgan caught up to the motorcycles in the 2900 block of Springfield Road. Two of the drivers pulled over and Slater turned into the Sunoco A-Plus. When Colgan turned into the A-Plus, Slater took off at a high rate of speed. He drove over the sidewalk and curb, turned right onto West Chester Pike, hit the curb of the medial strip and lost control and crashed. 

Slater was not injured.  He told police, “That was probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.”

Slater was released and is scheduled for an Aug. 9 arraignment in Common Pleas Court.

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Robin Rowan, 23, of Newtown, was held in abstentia for an Aug. 9 arraignment in Common Pleas Court when she failed to appear for her hearing on the charges of DUI and possession of a controlled substance. The charges stem from an accident 11:41p.m., May 22, in the 200 block of Sproul Road.

According to the affidavit, Marple Officer Greg Desimone responded to a two-car accident and located Ms. Rowan, the driver of the striking vehicle. Ms. Rowan initially said that she dropped her phone and when she reached down to get it, she struck the other car. However, she later said that she didn’t know how the accident happened.

Desimone found numerous empty baggies in the car and suspected Heroin and some pills in Ms. Rowan’s purse.

Ms. Rowan was transported to Springfield Hospital for a blood test. Her blood was sent to Drug Scan for analysis and the suspected Heroin and pills were sent to the Pennsylvania State Police Crime Lab for analysis.

Additionally a bench warrant was issued for Ms. Rowan.

Off The Internet– Indian Want Coffee

 Courtesy of Judy McGrane

An Indian walked into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter: 

“Want coffee.”

The waiter said, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.” He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun,causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere andthen walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter: 

“Want coffee.”

The waiter said, “Whoa, 
we’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?” The Indian smiled and proudly said,

 “Training for position in your United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

So You Don’t Believe Vote Fraud Happens?

Anita Moncrief spoke to those attending  the Americans For Prosperity Foundation’s Suite Tea Breakfast at the 2010 Conservative Political Action Conference (C-PAC) about her experiences with the community activist group ACORN and how she attempted to blow the whistle on the vote fraud it was committing before the 2008 election only to be put on the shelf by the old media.

In the very likely event that you haven’t seen it, below is her talk. Maybe someone can forward it to Karen Heller at the Philadelphia Inquirer and the other Democrat Party vote fraud deniers. 

Islam, Necessity And Things You Can’t Make Up

Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri died Aug. 8, 2009 at the tender age of 23 in an unsuccessful attempt to kill Saudi Prince Muhammed bin Nayef on behalf of al Qaeda. 

Al-Asiri had placed a bomb up his rectum which was apparently detonated by cell phone when he got near bin Nayef.  Nayef escaped serious injury due to the shielding provided by al-Asiri’s body. Needless to say his robes probably needed dry cleaning.

While it was not the most well-thought plan — failing to taken into account the buffering provided by al-Asiri’s intestines and epidermis and such — the jihadists did manage to overcome certain logistical difficulties namely how to fit the bomb in al-Asiri’s rectum. 
It was too narrow, you see. 
So, it had to be widened.  
So cleric Abu-al-Dema al-Qasab deduced that while a certain act may be prohibited in Islam “the overarching rule of (Islamic) jurisprudence assets that necessity makes permissible the prohibited” and jihad comes first.
So, well, you can read about it here.
And all al-Asiri wanted was virgins in paradise. 

Elkins Park Dems Don’t Believe In Separating Church And State

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL20) — who heads the Democrat National Committee — is scheduled to appear in an Elkins Park synagogue Monday, July 16, on behalf of the Obama for America campaign.  It’s sponsored by Jewish Americans for Obama and will be held at the Congregation Keneseth Israel.

The event also features as Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-PA13) and Democratic County Commissioner Josh Shapiro.

So, whatever happened to the separation of church and state and the dangers of a theocracy? Tea Party activist Bob Guzzardi wants to know when the synagogue is going to invite Mitt Romney? Or how about former Marine Joe Rooney who is Ms. Schwartz’s Republican opponent?

So, whatever happened to all those concerns about separating church and state?