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Chosen people William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-19-18
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Answer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.
Colossians
Dignity William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-18-18
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Answer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: Where there is no work, there is no dignity.
Pope Francis
You never heard of Edward Harrigan? He and Tony Hart were household names circa 1880. They were sort of the Edgar Bergens and Arthur Godreys of the day. They were probably even as well known as Johnny Carson. Harrigan & Hart performed Broadway shows often involving ethnic Irish humor. Harrigan — spelled H-A-double-R-I-G-A-N — was reputedly the inspiration for a George M. Cohen song still occasionally sung on days like today.
Wasting time William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-17-18
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Answer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.
Benjamin Franklin
You’ve heard of Rebecca Rolfe, right? She was better known as Pocahontas. Her husband, John, was the first guy to successful cultivate tobacco as a cash crop.
Beethoven admired Napoleon — until Napoleon crowned himself king — and dedicated his Third Symphony to him.
Mom Marries Daughter, Son — An Oklahoma woman is getting two years for marrying her daughter. Earlier she had married her son.
Hmmm. Aren’t her rights being violated or something?
When the gay marriage movement started we wondered why exactly shouldn’t a parent be allowed to use the civil marriage laws as a tax and benefit dodge for a child they loved. Isn’t that the only thing marriage is about? Love?
We weren’t alone albeit those who broached the subject got a lot of H8 and had to repent even if they were Oscar winners.
Did you know Social Security benefits transfer to surviving spouses if the marriage is at least nine months old?
Trump Sin Shrek And Saving America — A Democrat appears to have won yesterday (March 13) in the pro-Trump 18th Congressional District of Pennsylvania.
It’s officially still too close to call but the odds are high in Conor Lamb’s favor.
Some will blame Republican Rick Saccone. That would be not only unfair but unwise.
We are YUGE supporters of Donald Trump and think he is going to go down as one of America’s truly great presidents. We have to admit, however, we know a lot of very decent, religious people who had to hold their noise to vote for him. In fact, any moderate Democrat — maybe even any Democrat other than Hillary — would have won in 2016.
Playboy casino owners who have had multiple wives and a history of adultery really make a lot, most actually, Americans uncomfortable.
Recent highly touted revelations of a decade-plus old romp haven’t helped him.
Add that to the reality that the previous representative of the 18th District was a “pro life” Republican who had to resign after he knocked up his mistress and pushed her to get an abortion, well, you have a serious branding problem.
So what should the Republican Party do? We really don’t care. We are not party people. We are Shrek. We want to live at peace in our cabin and let the world solve its own problems.
Unfortunately the world has a habit of intruding on our peace.
So what should we Shrekites do? We have to recognize that political parties are not ends but mere means. Most of those who succeed at politics are motivated by a desire for wealth and power, after all. We have to be able to use them more than they use us.
We have to understand that the goal is to quash corruption. It means opposing those who seek to artificially inflate the cost of public projects. It means condemning those who look to get rich off ostensible public service. It means recognizing that there are “space lizards” — that’s meant metaphorically — who look to corrupt the innocent for sick sport. Graham Spanier, after all, remains a hero to this crowd.
Most importantly, though, it means sticking up for the sinners willing to take on these lying, greedy, corrupt people. When their party leaders don’t like them you know they are on your side.
God Bless President Trump. May MAGA continue but the battle is not going to be easy.
Unnecessary freezing of water William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-13-18
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Answer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit quote puzzle: A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
Ever hear of Unus the Great? He was an Austrian circus perform who perfected the one-finger hand stand while wearing a top hat. The act was never duplicated. His real name was Franz Furtner. Ernest Hemmingway wrote about him. Unus means “number one” in Latin.