Doug Coulter Coolest Man Alive

Doug Coulter of backwoods Virginia may be the coolest man alive. Not only does he have a lot of guns, he keeps a nuclear reactor in his garage.

And it’s homemade.

He  says he’s trying to save the world.

We believe him.

If anyone should have an old spare DeLorean, send it to him.

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Springfield Police, Wrong Ways, Right Directions

A particular traffic pattern at Springfield and Rolling roads in Springfield, Pa. is confusing and often leads to drivers taking the wrong turn.

One did, today, only to find himself facing a local policeman coming in the opposite direction. The car came to a stop, the officer pulled alongside and a short discussion took place through open windows.

The policeman then pulled away, the driver did a u-turn and matter ended. No ticket.

And that’s how law enforcement is supposed to be.

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The Disappointment was America’s first comic opera. It ran in 1762 and concerned a group of Philadelphians seeking Blackbeard’s buried treasure.

It featured Yankee Doodle but with bawdy lyrics.

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Bigger Pizza Better Deal

Bigger Pizza Better Deal
Sciarrino’s Pizzeria in Springfield, Pa. stayed open during Hurricane Sandy and, yes, the bigger pizzas were the better deals.

Consumer tip of the day: A 12-inch medium pie has more than twice the pizza of an 8-inch small but is usually just a few dollars more.

The size of the pie is a matter of pi. Halve the diameter then square it and multiply by 3.14 (pi rounded off).

You’ll get 113 square inches of pizza in a 12-inch pie (36 x 3.14) vs 50 square inches in the 8-inch pie (16 x 3.14).

Bigger Pizza Better Deal

Hat tip NPR

 

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Williams College of Massachusetts was named for Ephraim Williams. He was the man upon whom the song Yankee Doodle is based.

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Real H8, Real Love

This Off the Internet is  from jaydee007 and concerns the recently vetoed Arizona law that attempted to protect the freedom of conscience of merchants.

The Christian is exercising his First Amendment rights when he expresses why he is not baking the cake honoring a gay wedding because he is admonished by God to do so.

If he sees someone in their sins and says nothing, God tells him that the person’s blood is upon them for not providing fair warning. It is not his intent to become a victim for engaging in “The Free Exercise Thereof.”

Imagine three people  standing on the deck of the Titanic when it strikes the iceberg.

One is a Purser, the other a business man and the third is a student.

The Purser believes everything he’s been told about the Titanic being unsinkable! The Student does not believe that for a moment. The Business Man has heard both sides and is unsure.

The Purser does not like hearing anyone talk about the Titanic in any other terms than support for the notion that the ship is unsinkable. It disturbs and agitates him no end. He feels put upon any time anyone speaks that way, and he is especially disturbed when he sees someone convince anyone else that the ship may be less than perfect.

After the collision with the iceberg, the Student tells the Business Man that the ship is going to sink and it is necessary that he get into one of the life boats if he is to survive. The Purser angrily shouts that the Student knows nothing of which he speaks and he is wasting the Business Man’s time.

The Student then proceeds to attempt to convince the Purser that he is in error and that the ship is going to sink and anyone not in a life boat will be going down with the ship.

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Question 1. Is the Student Motivated by Hatred?

Question 2. Is the Purser Motivated by Compassion?

Question 3. When the Student Agitates the Purser is he being Mean?

Question 4. When the Purser shouts down the Student is he being Kind?

Question 5. Does the fact that the Purser doesn’t want to hear the message of the Student make the Student Insensitive or bigoted, toward the Purser, or the Business Man, in his effort to convince them of what he believes?

Question 6. Does the fact that the message the Purser brings the Business Man gives him comfort make him more caring and a better friend than the Student?

 

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The toaster was invented by Linda Ronstadt’s grandfather.

 

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Union Legal Thuggery, Feckless GOP

Union Legal Thuggery, Feckless GOP — The Philadelphia Inquirer, proving blind squirrels can occasionally find nuts, carried a big, bold front-page banner headline on Feb. 26 concerning how unions are exempt from state harassment and stalking laws.

The story described how union minions followed Sarina Rose, a mom who is an executive at developers Post Brothers, heaping abuse on her at a crowded restaurant and taking photos of her children at a school bus stop.

The Inquirer was appropriately outraged.

It’s been almost a week since the story. Where has been the Republican response? The union-controlled Democrats obviously want the matter to disappear and it will unless the GOP doesn’t let it.

So where are the Republicans? Where is Gov. Tom “Gonna Lose Big” Corbett’s statement of condemnation and proposal for what should be a rather minor but overwhelmingly popular change in law the GOP-controlled legislature should have no trouble passing?

Where is their willingness to make an issue of something the union-controlled Democrats would find impossible to support yet impossible to defend?

The lack of action on what should be a no-brainer opportunity is a perfect example as to why a huge percent of the GOP constituency is apoplectic at the party leadership.

March 1 2014 Omnibit by William Lawrence Sr.

March 1 2014 Omnibit by William Lawrence Sr.

Never forget that there are three teaspoons to a tablespoon.

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Things Tween Gurls Know That You Don’t

In the “Things Tween Gurls Know That You Don’t” category chalk up the tidbit that a disproportionate number, perhaps most, of the pop hits by female “artists” such as Avril Lavigne, Kate Perry, Pink and Kelly Clarkson were written by Martin “Max Martin” Sandberg of Sweden and Lukasz Sebastian “Dr Luke” Gottwald, an American who is the son of a Polish immigrant.

A common theme of the music is “strong”, “independent” womanhood through promiscuity and exhibitionism.

In the “Things You Know That Tween Girls Don’t” category chalk up the tidbit that the music is pretty bad and, well, rather manipulative.

 

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