Merry Christmas From The Killers

Save Philly Refineries? Get Pols Out Of The Way

 

 

Part 1 of a series on saving refinery jobs and getting America working again

For the tens of thousands whose livelihoods depend on the Sunoco and
ConocoPhillips oil refineries in Philadelphia, Marcus Hook and Trainer,
the Grinch arrived early this Christmas, announcing that all three
facilities would be closing in the near future.

But unlike the Grinch who delighted in causing misery for the sake of misery, the oil
companies seemed to have no choice. Their hand was forced by a
combination of market forces that saw them losing millions every single
day.

And now, short of the companies finding buyers, those
workers will be thrown out into the cold, unemployed in an America that
is plunging farther into the abyss. An America that doesn’t make a
bloody thing anymore. An America with the highest corporate taxes in the
world. And an America with trade policies that sell out its own
citizens.

Making matters worse, most of the workers will be
seeking new jobs in Pennsylvania, one of the least competitive states in
the nation when it comes to attracting new companies.

Doom and
gloom? No, just the hard truth. And here’s another one. Short of packing
up and moving to refinery-laden Louisiana, most of the laid off workers
will never find a job in this region close to the pay scale and skill
level that they are leaving.

Welcome to The New America, one that
too often puts the interests of its competitors – and even its
adversaries – ahead of its own citizens.

Compounding the problem
even further (if that’s possible) is the unwanted involvement of those
who caused our economic mess in the first place – the politicians. And,
as they continue to demonstrate, they don’t have the slightest clue as
to how to right the ship.

Politicians need to be taken out of the equation. Pandering for votes by holding pointless meetings with
refinery and union officials isn’t solving anything. It only gives false
hope (while providing them with 30-second sound bites).

But
here’s the good news. There is hope, more than can be imagined. Those
refinery workers could not be sitting on a better spot on Earth to reap
the rewards of a massive opportunity –  the correct utilization of the
Marcellus Shale natural gas bonanza. If the politicians do their most
important job –  and the only one they should be doing – of cutting
bureaucratic red tape and slashing stifling regulations, the free market
will take hold, creating jobs and wealth of unprecedented proportions.

But that’s a tall order.

Former
Gov. Ed Rendell, while certainly an affable chap, was never mistaken
for a genius, especially when it came to getting Pennsylvanians working
again. His mentality was that a paternalistic government knows best,
derived no doubt from the fact that he virtually never held a private
sector job in his life. Thus, he was wholly incapable of understanding
the difficult decisions that businesses must make to maintain
profitability.

So it was no surprise when, in 2009, Rendell
inserted his nose where it didn’t belong, publicly excoriating Sunoco
for its decision to lay off some of its salaried workforce. Sunoco
officials had stated the move was geared toward remaining competitive,
as the company was anticipating a “more difficult economic reality”
moving forward.

Taking his criticism even further, Rendell flatly
rejected the decision-making of Sunoco’s Chairman and CEO Lynn
Elsenhans, arrogantly saying he couldn’t take her at her word.
Incredibly, he went so far as to state the “real” reason for the
layoffs: “They are solely intended to make a profitable company more
profitable and helping pad the dividends paid to shareholders.”

So
if Ed was correct (which is always the case – just ask him), Sunoco’s
recent decision to shut down its refineries – permanently – must be
because it’s just making too much money.

Or…

Maybe the
folks at Sunoco had a slightly better idea than Ed Rendell of the
deteriorating market conditions coming down the pike, and maneuvered
accordingly to keep their head above water. Despite their best efforts
though, Sunoco did not meet with success, as the closures clearly
indicate.

Now the big questions loom – can the refineries be
saved, will a buyer be found, can they be converted to refine natural
gas, and, of course, what will be the fate of the thousands of families
whose livelihoods depend on the refineries?

While Rendell is out of the picture, the involvement of other elected officials still leaves a lot to be desired.

Earlier
this week, members of Congress emerged, extremely frustrated, from a
meeting with refinery officials, complaining that the company wouldn’t
reveal details about highly confidential strategic negotiations with
potential buyers.

Earth to Congress: Have We Met? Who
do these guys think they are that Sunoco owes them an explanation for
anything, let alone sharing privileged information of the highest
magnitude? And do we even have to mention that Congress hasn’t been able
to keep anything secret in 200 years?

And last month, a
bipartisan congressional delegation called on the U.S. Energy
Information Administration (along with the U.S. Department of Energy and
the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission) to conduct an impact analysis
on the potential of the refineries’ closure.

Uh, here’s a not-so-humble message to each member of that delegation: your proctologist called. He found your head.

Are they serious? Another Blue-Ribbon study to tell us what any sixth-grader already knows?

It
will be bad. Very, very bad. Jobs will be lost, families thrown into
chaos, houses foreclosed, businesses shuttered. The refining capacity
for the East Coast will suffer tremendously (not helped, of course, by
the fact that we haven’t built a new refinery in America since 1976).
Prices will increase. Volatility will spike. And America will, yet
again, find itself bent over the barrel, spending billions more petro
dollars buying oil from hostile nations because we (READ: Congress) will
not do the obvious – implement a policy of energy independence.

So
let’s save the tens of millions of taxpayer dollars on an absolutely
meaningless study, and do something novel: solve the problem!

And
to reiterate Step One, the politicians woefully short on private sector
experience and who lack the necessary vision to turn an unfortunate
situation into a positive one need to get out of the way and let
business-savvy entrepreneurs do what they do best: Create opportunity.

Energy
is the single most important industry in getting America back on her
feet again. And retooling the refineries here in our backyard – the
right way, for the right product, to fulfill the right vision – is the
blueprint to make that a reality.

And what a Christmas present that would be!

World War Z Looms

World War Z Looms — It’s not the walking dead that we must fear, but the talking dead.

Dutch television presenters Valerio Zeno and Dennis Storm are scheduled to be seen eating each others’ flesh tonight, Dec. 21, on Guinea Pigs, a “science program” that airs in that nation.

The program has been pre-recorded so the meal has already taken place.  The men are dressed before a table covered with white linen on which is placed a candelabra and wine. A chef cooks the flesh — a piece of Storm’s buttock and a chunk of Zeno’s abdomen — in sunflower oil, which the men eat.

World War Z looms. Keep your powder dry and your cellar stocked.

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Hallelujah Chorus

A Recipe For Dec. 19, 2011

Cookie Lozinak’s Champagne Shrimp and Pasta

Merry Christmas From The Crash Test Dummies

Talk Carries the Times

The Roar

Talk Carries the Times

There’s smooth talkers, cheap talkers, fear mongering talk and just plain liars.  That just about sums up our Presidential timber.  Representatives of any or all of the above usually find their way to the top echelons of Presidential aspirants every four years.  For the most part, this current batch falls right in line.

Aside from the glibness of these hopeful prevaricators, our susceptibility to their polished fables is invigorated through the daily offerings from our journalists and political pundits.  More and more, it’s even become apparent that most of our popular radio talking heads are talking like the carnival barkers of old.  Like the infamous bank robber Willie Sutton once replied, “it’s where the money is.”

Just when will the American voter become strong enough, in mind and spirit, to be able to demand truth from our political representatives?  Being told what we want to hear has led us to this national abyss.

The 1964 fear promoted from a little girl picking a daisy in the field as a mushroom cloud rises in the background was all it took for LBJ’s re-election.  His promise not to send American boys off to fight in Asia was a classic “tell them what they want to hear” hoodwinking.  Later, we were treated to a sitting President avowing that “I didn’t have sex with that woman.”  Or how about the other classic of, “read my lips” from President Bush.  About the only instance of truth came from candidate Obama when he promised to “fundamentally change America.”

This last promise should speak volumes about what the voter wants to hear.  Three years later, I have yet to hear of an Obama supporter remembering that one word, “fundamentally.”  The idea was “change” and that single word filled the public’s ears.

I, for one, look past the candidates which are now being shoved down our throats.  Smooth talking just will not cut it anymore.  When one can step back and observe how all facets of our media are funneling this contest into a predetermined two horse race, one must start to consider other options.  And they are there for your choosing.  And from a personal point of view, one who is qualified and experienced also hails from Pennsylvania.  Why is it that not a Santorum word makes the Pennsylvania daily print?   He may not be as polished as the sound bite master or the former liberal Governor but he sure makes a lot more sense.  Just a thought.

Jim Bowman, Author of
This Roar of Ours

Why I’m Depressed — Off The Internet

Why I’m Depressed Courtesy Cathy Craddock

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised
Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land.”

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . .
I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.