Why I’m Depressed Courtesy Cathy Craddock
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised
Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land.”
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . .
I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.