Rumor: North Korean Dictator Done In

Rumor: North Korean Dictator Done In — You may as well hear it here first. A rumor is flying around the worldwideweb that Kim Jong-un, the latest dear leader from the heredity House of Kim that crushes North Korea under its bloody feet, was  assassinated this morning in Beijing.

The  source is Twitter-like posts on Weibo, which is a Chinese blogging service.

Old China hands are discounting them.

Kim is a communist progressive and if he lived in the United States he’d almost certainly be supporting Barack Obama and living in a university town or a city like Chicago.

He would likely be working as barista, and not be very dicatatory as he would constantly be stoned.

Rumor: North Korean Dictator Done In

Woolly mammoth sighted in Russia

Woolly mammoth sighted in Russia  — A woolly mammoth has been sighted in Russia.

The Sun in the U.K. has a posted a video of it crossing a river.

Russian journalists and British tabloids would never lie to us.

In related news, here is a video of Bigfoot dancing somewhere in the United States.


Woolly mammoth sighted in Russia

Woolly mammoth sighted in Russia

Sam Rohrer’s Schedule

Franklin County

Event: Town Hall with Sam
When: 7-9 p.m., Feb.10
Where: Franklin Fire Company Social Hall: 158 West King Street in Chambersburg, PA  17201

Columbia County

Event: Coffee with Sam
When: 10-11:30 a.m., Feb. 11
Where: Budget Host – Patriot Inn: 6305 Columbia Boulevard, (I-80 exit 241A) Bloomsburg PA 17815

Northumberland County

Event: Town Hall with Sam
When: 7-9 p.m.
Where: Where: Old YMCA, 235 Market Street, Sunbury PA 17801