President Obama has let me know that he had President Clinton are getting together in New York on June 4 and that he is inviting me.
“President Clinton and I are getting together in New York — and I’m inviting you, too,” President O says.
Cool beans.
“Bill and I have spent a good amount of time together these past few years, and we always have plenty to talk about,” he says. “If you’re in, chip in $5 or whatever you can today, and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to join us.”
Wait a minute, I thought you were inviting me. What’s this “chance to join us” thing?
Truthfully, I don’t think I could make it anyway. I have plans. Granted I’m not sure what they are yet.