Just remember as you sip your Corona on this Cinco de Mayo that if the Germans celebrated their victories over the French, Mercedes Benz would never get a car built.
In fairness, Cinco de Mayo is more of an American holiday than a Mexican one and we can blame the greedy capitalists at Corona for it.
That, and the fact Americans like beer.
When the Mexicans celebrate the Fourth of July, I’ll celebrate “Cinco de Mayo”.
Corona is lousy beer, too. Fegh! I’ll make mine a Franziskaner, thank you very much.
Tonight calls for a Margarita.