An Indian walked into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter said, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.” He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun,causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere andthen walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter said, “Whoa,
we’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?” The Indian smiled and proudly said,
“Training for position in your United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
Anita Moncrief spoke to those attending the Americans For Prosperity Foundation’s Suite Tea Breakfast at the 2010 Conservative Political Action Conference (C-PAC) about her experiences with the community activist group ACORN and how she attempted to blow the whistle on the vote fraud it was committing before the 2008 election only to be put on the shelf by the old media.
In the very likely event that you haven’t seen it, below is her talk. Maybe someone can forward it to Karen Heller at the Philadelphia Inquirer and the other Democrat Party vote fraud deniers.
Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri died Aug. 8, 2009 at the tender age of 23 in an unsuccessful attempt to kill Saudi Prince Muhammed bin Nayef on behalf of al Qaeda.
Al-Asiri had placed a bomb up his rectum which was apparently detonated by cell phone when he got near bin Nayef. Nayef escaped serious injury due to the shielding provided by al-Asiri’s body. Needless to say his robes probably needed dry cleaning.
While it was not the most well-thought plan — failing to taken into account the buffering provided by al-Asiri’s intestines and epidermis and such — the jihadists did manage to overcome certain logistical difficulties namely how to fit the bomb in al-Asiri’s rectum.
It was too narrow, you see.
So, it had to be widened.
So cleric Abu-al-Dema al-Qasab deduced that while a certain act may be prohibited in Islam “the overarching rule of (Islamic) jurisprudence assets that necessity makes permissible the prohibited” and jihad comes first.
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL20) — who heads the Democrat National Committee — is scheduled to appear in an Elkins Park synagogue Monday, July 16, on behalf of the Obama for America campaign. It’s sponsored by Jewish Americans for Obama and will be held at the Congregation Keneseth Israel.
The event also features as Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-PA13) and Democratic County Commissioner Josh Shapiro.
So, whatever happened to the separation of church and state and the dangers of a theocracy? Tea Party activist Bob Guzzardi wants to know when the synagogue is going to invite Mitt Romney? Or how about former Marine Joe Rooney who is Ms. Schwartz’s Republican opponent?
So, whatever happened to all those concerns about separating church and state?
In debates with Democrats many are puzzled by the claims Democrats make with complete confidence that any thinking person can see is mind-numbed foolishness.
It’s as if they are robots — unthinking devices incapable of leaving a pre-programmed path.
Well there is a reason for that, namely that they have stopped thinking and that they do follow a programmed path that they are incapable of leaving solely due to the fact that they have stopped thinking.
Zombie of Pajamas Media has an excellent article on one of the programmers George Lakoff, a professor of cognitive sciences and linguistics a Berkeley, and a highly regarded Democrat tactician.
Lakoff has written a book — called The Little Blue Book — which claims in the name of science that conservatives are authoritarians with twisted morality and selfish politics, while progressives are loving, nurturant and altruistic.
He says conservatives are that way because they had mean daddies.
So if you don’t want to be impoverished to cover the cost of every increasing pensions for public workers, and if you want to see bad teachers get fired rather than get raises and you fear losing access to your doctor because he is cutting back or quitting due to ObamaCare well it’s because you have a twisted morality and a mean daddy.
So if this gets sprung on you at backyard barbecue, well, you know the source. People who believe this stuff deserve to be impoverished. Shame about the rest of us though.
By the way, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton both had mean daddies.
Here is Louis Freeh’s report released, today, July 12, 2012 regarding Penn State’s handling of reports it received that Coach Jerry Sandusky was molesting children. Freeh, a former director of the FBI, was tasked by the Penn State Board of Trustees on Nov. 11 to investigate the University’s failure to appropriately respond to allegations that former football Coach Gerald A. Sandusky sexually abused children
What Freeh found is the perfect illustration of the phrase banality of evil.
It should be noted that while Freeh’s scope was limited to the University, the report notes the slowness of the Unviersity Police Department in investigating a 1998 allegation of a child molestation by Sandusky and the unwillingness of the Centre County District Attorney’s office to pursue matter.
And, while not in the report, it should be noted that the D.A. at the time Ray Gricar, would disappear in 2005 shortly after announcing that the would not run for re-election. Imagine that, a major law enforcement figure disappears and there is barely a ripple in the state’s media.
We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and
fined if we don’t,
Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we’ll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke!!!!!
MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell — who once worked at KYW many moons ago — interviewed former New Hampshire governor and Romney supporter John Sununu which wound up with with Sununu laughing at her brave but futile attempts to defend President Obama.