Courtesy of Judy McGrane
An Indian walked into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter said, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.” He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun,causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere andthen walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter said, “Whoa,
we’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?” The Indian smiled and proudly said,
“Training for position in your United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”