Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri died Aug. 8, 2009 at the tender age of 23 in an unsuccessful attempt to kill Saudi Prince Muhammed bin Nayef on behalf of al Qaeda.
Al-Asiri had placed a bomb up his rectum which was apparently detonated by cell phone when he got near bin Nayef. Nayef escaped serious injury due to the shielding provided by al-Asiri’s body. Needless to say his robes probably needed dry cleaning.
While it was not the most well-thought plan — failing to taken into account the buffering provided by al-Asiri’s intestines and epidermis and such — the jihadists did manage to overcome certain logistical difficulties namely how to fit the bomb in al-Asiri’s rectum.
It was too narrow, you see.
So, it had to be widened.
So cleric Abu-al-Dema al-Qasab deduced that while a certain act may be prohibited in Islam “the overarching rule of (Islamic) jurisprudence assets that necessity makes permissible the prohibited” and jihad comes first.
So, well, you can read about it here.
And all al-Asiri wanted was virgins in paradise.
Go figure! For the sake of Jihad, young Islamists will gladly assume the position. Yet for the sake of Liberty, the majority of Americans refuse to get off their a$$es. We’re screwed!
These patriotic Jihadists could make a lot of horny inmates at Graterford happy by preparing for paradise by playing “drop the soap” in the shower.
After a week in that slammer they’d have an anal outlet big enough to fit in a keg of dynamite.
Hey Cathy, the main thing to do is get off the A$$e$ and vote that clown out of office.
See even Honey Badger gives a good poop.
You know, I’m kinda now suspecting that cleric al-Qasab really wasn’t all that interested in killing the prince when he cooked up this plan.