July 28, 2012 Springfield Storm. — Neighborhood kids attending the annual Windsor Circle Corn Boil, July 28, found some extra excitement when a fast moving storm knocked down one of the spruce trees on the Springfield (Pa.) Township’s “Rock Island” traffic island on Rolling Road at about 5 p.m. The township had the road cleared by 6:30 p.m.
Month: July 2012
Nerd Jokes
If you don’t get them, take heart. It means you’re not a nerd.
1. Knock Knock, Who’s there?, To, To who?, No, to whom
2. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here!”. Argon doesn’t react.
3. How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whoa no! That is a hardware problem!
4. Q: How many ears does Spock have? A: 3, a right ear, a left ear and a final frontier.
5. While you would think that the glass is half empty of half full engineers think that the glass is two times larger than it needs to be while
6. politicians would say that the glass would more empty if the opposition was in charge and
7. surrealists would try to believe that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon while
8. scientists would believe that you cannot predict how full the glass is because you changed the outcome just by measuring it.
9. A higgs boson particle walks into a church and the Preacher says, “You can’t be in here! You call yourself the god particle and that’s sacrilegious!”. The Higgs boson says, “But without you couldn’t have mass!”
10. Heisenburg and Schrodinger are driving in a car when they are pulled over by a police officer. He asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg replied, “Nope, but I knew exactly where I was!”. The police officer thought that this was quite a suspicious answer so he searched the car and found a dead cat in the trunk. He asked, “Did you know that there is a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger said, “I do now!”
Nerd Jokes
Food Stamp Farm Bill
Phil Kerpen of American Commitment reports that 78 percent of $970 billion “farm bill” just passed by the Senate will be used for food stamps.
#ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
Those “super-smart” “cyber-savvy” tech hipsters supporting Obama cooked up the Twitter campaign
#ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone.
Weird Thing Of The Day
New App For Pa. Game Land Info
Corzine Scandal Now Enmeshes Holder
Corzine Scandal Now Enmeshes Holder — The disappearance of $1.6 billion (that’s billion) from prominent derivatives broker MF Global has drawn crickets chirping from federal law enforcement and Brietbart.Com has come up with a likely reason.

Corzine Scandal Now Enmeshes Holder
Europe Died At Aushwitz
Agenda 21 For Dummies
For those looking for their day’s conspiracy fix, here is Agenda 21 For Dummies.
A Defense Of Joe Paterno
Paul Mirengoff on Powerlineblog.com has posted an article, “The Case Against Joe Paterno: Weak To Non-Existent On The Current Record” based on a letter from a lawyer friend.
Furthermore, if Mr. Paterno had reported the McQueary information to me (were I, like Schultz, the official in charge of the University Police), I would have told him to keep his mouth shut going forward and let the authorities handle the matter. Otherwise, Mr. Paterno could have tainted the investigation. And, because he was a potential trial witness (to McQueary’s prior consistent statements, see Federal Rule of Evidence 801(d)(1)(B and Pennsylvania Rule of Evidence613(c)), any further statements or action by Mr. Paterno could have become cross-examination fodder for the defense. Any further action by Mr.Paterno could only have damaged the integrity of the investigation and any prosecution against Sandusky.
Indeed, Mr. Paterno explained his actions before he died by saying that “I was afraid to do something that might jeopardize what the University procedure was. So I backed away and turned it over to some other people, people I thought would have a little more expertise than I did.” Freeh Report at 77-78. This statement makes perfect sense, and the notion of a football coach supervising a criminal investigation is ridiculous. It is very possible that Curley or Schultz or both told Mr. Paterno to stay out of the matter; in fact, Schultz should have told him as much. But we don’t know because Schultz and Curley are under indictment and not talking, Paterno is dead, and the Freeh Report did not find any information about this issue.
