Month: September 2012
Tidbit Of The Day
73 percent of Americans watched some of the Olympics on TV last month. Another 17 percent watched coverage digitally while 12 percent followed the games on social networking.
A 105-Year-Old Woman Who Doesn’t Drive Gets Photo ID
A 105-year-old woman who doesn’t drive got photo ID.
Labor Day Weekend DUI Crackdown In Pa.
State and local police are participating in a national enforcement effort through Labor Day (Sept. 3) targeting motorists who drive while under the influence of drugs or alcohol, said State Rep. Jim Cox (R-129)
During last year’s Labor Day weekend, there were more than 100 alcohol-related crashes, more than 20 drug-related crashes and three fatalities.
Dem Convention First Day Schedule
The Democrats Convention opens Tuesday. Here is the tentative off-the-internet schedule for the first day:
3:30 PM – Entrance parade of corrupt union bosses, homosexual activists, abortion doctors, aged “our movement will rise again” hippies, Black Panthers, anti-war (unless a Democrat is waging it) activists, “we’re-not-illegal-we’re-undocumented-immigrants-so-let-us-in-your-country-and-give-us-licenses” advocates and “free speech as long as you agree with us” radicals.
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial I hate America led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – Rev Jessie Jackson Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”
5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States
6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
Dem Convention First Day Schedule
Booze Biz May Not Be As Good For Pa As Claimed
The Pennsylvania Independent is reporting that the Governor’s Budget Office overestimated profits by the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board’s “Wine and Spirits Shoppes” by $49.2 million from fiscal years 2008-09 through 2010-11.