Off The Internet: Tax Return

Courtesy of Mickey Rair

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.  It puzzles me!!! 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.  I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”  

 I replied:  12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; dozens of other countries, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. 

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?    

Obama Campaign Reports Problem

Julianna Smoot, who is President Obama’s deputy campaign manager, just sent me an urgent email titled “problem”. She says that the Romney campaign and the Republican Party began October “with $34 million more to spend than we had”.

You are just being silly Julianna. You don’t have a problem. The President can just borrow the money. He can pay it back by magic.
Just like he plans to do our national debt.

John Bolton To Visit Philly

John Bolton, our savvy and outspoken former ambassador to the United Nations, will appear for a town hall, Tuesday, Oct. 23 at National Museum of American Jewish History on Independence Mall. The event starts at 2 p.m. and the doors open at 1 p.m. Registration is required and can be made here

Hat tip Don Adams of the Independence Hall Tea Party PAC. 
Note the event is being sponsored by Romney for President. Remember all those Philadelphia Inquirer polls showing Obama had Pennsylvania in the bag?
Golly, how happy they must be that Mitt is wasting his money.
Don also lets us know that WPHT 1210’s fourth and final debate watch party with Chris Stigall is 9 p.m., tonight, Oct. 22, at Chickie’s & Pete’s Cafe, 1526 Packer Ave., which is near the stadium complex.