Off The Internet: Tax Return

Courtesy of Mickey Rair

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.  It puzzles me!!! 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.  I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”  

 I replied:  12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; dozens of other countries, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. 

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?    

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