Month: October 2014

Courtesy of Cathy Craddock

This is one of the most clever E-mails I’ve received in a while.  Someone out there  Must be “deadly” at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one! It’s going to be  hard to top because It fits to a “T”

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY….

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:

“An Arab Backed Imposter”

Bet your friends haven’t seen this one!

You want to keep your shape (sorta) on a 20 thousand calorie diet?

That would be 20 thousand calories per day, by the way.

You turn over truck tires!

Really big truck tires.

Here, strongman Robert Oberst of Hartford, California shows how it’s done.

Oberst is 6-8 and weighs 300 pounds.

He eats a carton-plus of eggs a day and two steaks for lunch.

Oberst cleans out the meat department with each trip to the supermarket.

Remember, though, a 20 thousand calorie diet means $400 a week in grocery bills.

Check out the video below.

20 Thousand Calorie Diet