Suck Egg Mule William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 4-17-21

“Well, I’ll be a suck egg mule,” Jack Elam famously said in Rio Lobo.

What exactly is such a beast?

A “suck egg” is a young, foolish, or contemptible person, according to Merriam Webster.

A “mule,” when applied to humans, indicates stubbornness.

It’s pretty reasonable to think Mr. Elam was saying he was being a silly stubborn person for not thinking Jennifer O’Neill could be an effective shot.

On the other hand, some think suck-egg mule is a twist on suck-egg dog which are real problems on farms, and are considered to be worse than worthless.

Regardless, the phrase derives from the rural South/Midwest.

William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 4-17-21
Suck-Egg Mule William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 4-17-21

Dad Is A Crackhead — Deep Thought For The Day

Deep thought for the day: Somewhere in America there is a young girl whose mom is a stripper; dad is a crackhead; and grandfather is President of the United States. Well, maybe.

Dad Is A Crackhead
Dad Is A Crackhead

Hungry on statistics William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 4-17-21

Hungry on statistics William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 4-17-21

Xlivi evi xas omrhw sj tistpi: xlswi als wec xs Ksh, ‘Xlc ampp fi hsri,’ erh xlswi xs alsq Ksh wecw, ‘Epp vmklx, xlir, lezi mx csyv aec.’
G. W. Piamw

Answer to yesterday’s William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit puzzle: You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.
Heinrich Heine

Hungry on statistics William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 

Hungry on statistics William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 4-17-21