F-Troop — I mean the Transportation Security Administration — sprang into action, Monday, after a passenger was flagged for having suspicious objects in his carry-on at Newark Liberty International Airport a.k.a Fort Courage.
Agents quickly apprehended a person, unfortunately the person was not the person flagged.
Parts of TerminalA were closed for over an hour as agents looked for the passenger.
He was never found.
After the search, a heavy TSA agent was seen smacking a skinny TSA agent with his hat and heard shouting “Gilligan”.