Computer hackers last April captured Detroit’s database and demanded a ransom to unfreeze it Mayor Mike Duggan revealed, Nov. 17.
Did Detroit pay the ransom?
Did the hackers unfreeze the database?
Did the city unleash a racially and sexually diverse team of highly trained politically correct agents to foil the hackers and get its data back like some kind of TV show?
The city just sort of ignored things and let life go on.
And you thought Starnesville was just a crazy thing Ayn Rand cooked up to upset liberals.