Fork And Furious

President Obama addressed the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, Friday afternoon. He wouldn’t let them have knives to use with their meals and before appearing on the stage he made sure all the forks were confiscated as well.
Really.
Now, if it was the National Association of Latino Drug Lords he would have had Eric Holder find a way to smuggle them semi-automatic rifles.

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  1. “Now, if it was the National Association of Latino Drug Lords he would have had Eric Holder find a way to smuggle them semi-automatic rifles.”

    With each rifle, he’d hand out voter registration forms for all the dead relatives. Saying:
    “That’s the way we do it in Chicago!”

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