Global Warming Crisis Debunked Decisively
Professor Christian Schluchter of the University of Bern — that would be in Switzerland for any Obama voting hipsters– has decisively debunked the alleged crisis called global warming.
Schluchter found 4000-year-old chunks of wood at the edge of Swiss glaciers in the 1990s. This indicated that back in the day the Alps were almost glacier free, even through the time of Christ.
That’s right, back in Roman times when there was no cars and coal plants it was a lot, lot warmer.
This would mean that any warming has nothing to do with man and warm is a lot better than cold.
This means we don’t have to sacrifice our freedom and modern conveniences to appease Gaia, and enrich and empower shysters.
No, Obama-voting hipsters, Switzerland is not in the United States. It’s in Europe. That’s on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. You know when you go to the Jersey Shore to get drunk and see the big waves? Europe is on the other side of the big waves.
Global Warming Crisis Debunked Decisively