Courtesy of Arlene Gilmore
Dinner with the Redhead:
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let
me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they went to the theatre,
followed by coffee at the local donut shop……
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.
She listened to him with interest.
After her paying for everything, he asked her to go out the next night.
So, they went out again the next evening. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
Then the next night she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice
to every guy you meet?’
“No,” she replies. . ….
Wait for it ….. …..
It’s coming …… ….
The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?
She said …. ….. :
‘You just happened to catch my eye.’
These jokes keep getting cornea and cornea.
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, “I’ll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye.” The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can’t possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.
Not very funny but we don’t have much to work with.