Michelle Tell All — OboyObama

Michelle Tell All — OboyObama

Oh boy, Obama.

The publication that broke the story of Democrat VP nominee John Edwards fathering a child with an infamous groupie as his wife was dying has now revealed that Michelle Obama is getting $15 million for a tell-all memoir ripping her hubby for chronic cheating and drinking, and general low-rent behavior.

The National Enquirer reports in the Feb. 17 edition that the Secret Service has been covering up for Barack’s infidelities and the President has shamelessly ignored the First Lady in the presence of other women.

The publication says Michelle feels the President has made her a laughingstock to the entire world.

It says she drew up divorce papers but changed her mind about filing for the sake of the presidency.

It says they will not likely be living together after 2018, with Michelle staying in D.C. until the children finish high school and Barack going to Hawaii where he will move in with old Choom Gang chum Bobby Titcomb.

It should be noted that Titcomb is still a playa with a 2011 arrest for soliciting a prostitute.

Michelle is writing the book because she wants history to remember her as a “strong woman” and not like “Hillary Clinton, who stood by her man Bill when he cheated like a dog,” according to the Enquirer.

And yes, Michelle does not like the Bidens either.

 

Michelle Tell All — OboyObama

3 thoughts on “Michelle Tell All — OboyObama”

  1. To think I voted for the clean-cut idol we admired so much.
    I think though that I will vote for Hillary Clinton. she seems so honest. I don’t believe the rumors about she and Vince Foster are true.
    I hope the National Enquirer will prove me right. Mrs. clinton is indeed a righteous person

  2. The National Enquirer has a pretty good track record with this type of thing.

    Michelle does not look happy in the photo.

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