Off The Internet — Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Courtesy of Cathy Craddock

Just wanted to let you know that today I received  my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
 
It contained

  • a parachute,
  • a ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker,
  • a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster,
  •  a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster,
  •  a “Tax the Rich’ poster,
  • an application for unemployment,
  • an application for food stamps,
  • a prayer rug,
  • a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren
  • and a machine to blow smoke up my a**.

 
All directions were in Spanish.

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