Post-Election Sign Stealing Or The Ultimate Triggering Of Democrats — We are on the porch, last night, Nov. 6, when a dark SUV pulled up. A bunch of excitedly chattering young adults poured from it.
Moi thought nothing of it. Maybe they were visiting a neighbor. Maybe they had to change the seating arrangement.
My GF had a better view, however.
“Hey, they are stealing your signs,” she said.
“That’s impossible,” I said. ” The election is over. Nobody would be that stupid. I am going to throw the signs out in the next collection. “
The youths poured back into the vehicle, which sped recklessly away.
I went out and checked.
Yes, they had stolen my Trump signs.
Did the fools realize they did me a favor? That they saved me work?
Kamala voters may be the dumbest people ever produced by our public schools.
Hopefully, they also took the signs on public right-of-ways so the GOP didn’t have to collect them.
Regardless, the unexpected triggering of morons was true entertainment.
Thank you, idiots.
Post-Election Sign Stealing Or The Ultimate Triggering Of Democrats
I walked through our neighbor with our puppies and while one of the neighbors still had his “Harris” sign up, the other two took theirs down. It was a peaceful and enjoyable walk.
Two of mine taken as well. Prior to election, every sign I had put up in a public space was stolen right up to 10 o clock on election night–about 30 signs (Trump specifically).
I think of the Commandments–Thou shalt not steal; Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s property and so on. I think of those pretty often. My Church never talks about the 10 Commandments but I do with the grandchildren.
Life is sweet right now. Enjoy and keep praying and thanking our Lord! Thank you for all that you do.
I haven’t seen much sign-stealing here in Bethlehem, if at all.
A lot of Harris signs were still up yesterday, though I noticed many people, Trump supporters as well as Harris supporters, had taken theirs down by the evening.
I have my Trump sign in a front window. I put it there so no one would steal it, but then it occurred to me immediately that I might hear the smash and tinkle of a rock coming through the window, too.
There are still Harris signs out, though, and it gives me a flashback to the movie “Gung Ho”, when Michael Keaton stumbles into the Japanese executive remedial training. I see those signs and I hear the instructor growl, in his gutteral accent, “Those are ribbons OF SHAME!!!!!”
Some losers, wanting to be on the side that’s winning, might put stolen Trump signs on their own lawns. Sort of like “Stolen Valor” – Ask Tim Walz …