Renaming Binge Looms In Delco? — Delaware County (Pa) Council last night, June 7, voted 5-0 to change the administrative code concerning the process to rename county buildings and other property.
So what new names can we now expect?
Renaming Binge Looms In Delco?
Anyone have any suggestions for new names for this latest iteration of changes to the Delco Administrative Code? Delco Council wants to rename stuff. How ‘bout:
Free-Condom Freeway
Delco Hell-th Department
Unfair Acres
Equitable E-vehicle No-charge Charging Station
Harvey Milk Elementary School
Madman Madden’s Hill to Die on Prison
Groovy Juvy Resort and Detention Center
Chester-the-Molester Waterfront Trail
Dewey-Cheatum Central Tabulation Center
Rose Tree Park-Where-You’re-Told
Good Fences Courthouse Parking Garage
Done-with-Guns-Fella County Park
Doulas-Got-Diapers Diversity Baby Brigade
C’mon Inn Freeloader Housing Center
Delaware County Memorial to Hospitals
Disable-Zabel Fake Feminazi Foundation
Woke Wenches of Wallingford
Unique Eunuchs Surgical Center
Furries and Friends Playground and Doggie Park
I especially like Delaware County Memorial to Hospitals
Don’t those idiots have anything better to do?
Swarthmore becomes Wokemore.
Who is Delco’s equivalent of Bayard Rustin? I’m sure that person will check all the boxes.
County Council has an ID 10 T problem.