Wes Johansen Ranks Consumer Coffee

Los Angelese barista — that’s a person who makes coffee — Wes Johansen rated consumer coffee. Wes Johansen Ranks Consumer Coffee -- Los Angelese barista -- that's a person who makes coffee -- Wes Johansen rated consumer coffee. He liked Dunkin' Donuts and Folgers (four stars out of five apiece), albeit with a bit of snark, and gave a passable review to McDonald's (three and a half stars). He did not like Maxwell House (two and a half stars) or 7-Eleven (two stars). He really, really didn't like Starbucks giving it but one star. The loser, though, was Denny's with Johansen saying it was almost all water and that it tasted like Graham cracker's that "had been hiding in the back of your closet for months." His rankings actually mesh pretty well with ours. Ah, but poor Californians. Do they even know what a Wawa is?

He liked Dunkin’ Donuts and Folgers (four stars out of five apiece), albeit with a bit of snark, and gave a passable review to McDonald’s (three and a half stars).

He did not like Maxwell House (two and a half stars) or 7-Eleven (two stars).

He really, really didn’t like Starbucks giving it but one star.

The loser, though, was Denny’s with Johansen saying it was almost all water and that it tasted like Graham cracker’s that “had been hiding in the back of your closet for months.”

His rankings actually mesh pretty well with ours.

Ah, but poor Californians. Do they even know what a Wawa is?

Here is Johansen’s review:

Wes Johansen -- He liked Dunkin' Donuts and Folgers (four stars out of five apiece), albeit with a bit of snark, and gave a passable review to McDonald's (three and a half stars). He did not like Maxwell House (two and a half stars) or 7-Eleven (two stars). He really, really didn't like Starbucks giving it but one star. The loser, though, was Denny's with Johansen saying it was almost all water and that it tasted like Graham cracker's that "had been hiding in the back of your closet for months."

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