You don’t want to work? You want the government to pay for your gas and mortgage and health care and you think it foolish to worry your silly little head as to where these things come from?
Well say it loud and say it proud, and tell the world who you want this November with a Slackers for Obama shirt.
Really. They exist. They are being sold at this site starting at $15.90. Get your mom to buy you one or hit some passersby up for some spare change.
Remember, if Obama wins you will no longer have to put out the effort to do such things.
The government will forcibly coerce the few still working to give you — the deserving slacker — what they have wrongfully acquired by providing oppressive services like plumbing, farming and retail food distribution.
And health care, but let’s not confuse ourselves.
It can safely be said that Romney has lost the slacker vote.