Spring 2020 Starts Now

Spring 2019 Starts Now

Spring 2020 Starts Now –According to our server’s clock it is now 11:50 p.m., EDT, March 19, which means the vernal equinox just happened and Spring 2020 has begun.

Equinox is Latin for “equal night.” Days and nights are approximately equal everywhere and the Sun rises and sets due east and west, explains The Old Farmers Almanac. At the equinoxes, the tilt of Earth relative to the Sun is zero, which means that Earth’s axis neither points toward nor away from the Sun.

Vernal comes from the Latin vernalis which means spring.

Spring 2020 Starts Now

Whiten teeth with urine William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-19-20

Beauty tip of the day: Whiten teeth with urine. That’s what the Romans did. Urine has ammonia which whitens. Not so sure about any kissing afterwards.

Whiten teeth with urine William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-19-20
Whiten teeth with urine

Equal to ointment William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-19-20

Equal to ointment William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-19-20

Zw pfli jftbj riv efk ze pfli jyfvj, ufe’k cffb wfi kyvd ze Yvrmve.
Kyfdrj Srertvb

Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: A word of praise is equal to ointment on a sore.
American Folk Saying

Equal to ointment William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-19-20
Equal to ointment William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-19-20

Trump Hears Truckers, Makes Wolf Reopen Stops

Trump Hears Truckers, Makes Wolf Reopen Stops — The Wolf administration in its not so brilliance closed rest stops on Pennsylvania’s interstates excepting the Turnpike.

The oh-so-necessary-in-these-times truckers objected. The Trump Administration learning of the stupidity confronted the Wolf gang who agreed to reopen stops in seven counties albeit the one in Delco on I-95 stays closed.

As with the Turnpike, the indoor bathrooms will remain closed but each stop will have five portable toilets that will be sanitized daily along with two hand-washing stations.

Medical personnel have noted that the outdoor toilets are far more likely to spread the Wuhan virus, than the indoor ones.

In more stupidity, PennDOT has suspended all construction projects. You would think now would be a pretty good time to get the work done.

The Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission, Monday (March 16), sent home all toll booth operators. Motorists who don’t have E-ZPass will have their license automatically photographed and a bill for the toll sent to them. A man-made traffic snarl has just ended. Will the toll booth takers ever come back?

And Philly will not be enforcing its parking kiosks, meters or residential parking time limits.

Trump Hears Truckers, Makes Wolf Reopen Stops
If the trucker is resupplying the TP it could work out, maybe

Trump Hears Truckers, Makes Wolf Reopen Stops

Ayaskimew William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-18-20

Ayaskimew in the Montagnais tongue means she who laces snowshoes. It is where we get the word Eskimo from. At least according to some. Others say it comes from Algonquian word askamiciw which means “he eats it raw”.

Ayaskimew William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-18-20
Ayaskimew William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-18-20

Kung Flu Fighting

Kung Flu Fighting — If you missed the just ended presidential Covid-19 update, a silly person pretending to be a journalist snippily asked President Trump about a report that someone in the White House referred to the disease as the Kung Flu. The President asked her who. She didn’t know. The President asked her to repeat the phrase. She got flustered. The president was Kung Flu fighting. His quips were fast as lightning. It was a little bit frightening. But he fought with expert timing.

Kung Flu Fighting
Kung Flu master

And for what it’s worth, we never heard the phrase until the silly person pretending to be a journalist brought it up. We think she coined a new name for the disease which will come into common use.

Kung Flu Master

GOP Sweeps Special Elections In Pa

GOP Sweeps Special Elections In Pa — Republicans, yesterday, March 17, won all three special elections for vacated State House seats leaving them with a 110-93 majority in that chamber.

All seats had been held by Republicans.

Kathleen C. Tomlinson beat union plumber Harold Hays by 10 points (unoffically) in the 18th District. It had been held by Gene DiGiorlamo who left after winning a seat on the Bucks County Commissioners. The district went for Hillary Clinton by 9 points in 2016 according to National GOP Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. Ms. Tomlinson is the daughter of  state Sen. Tommy Tomlinson (R-6), who we have written about on occasion.

Eric Davanzo, a union carpenter, won the the race in the solid Republican 8th District beating Democrat Robert Prah Jr. by 12 points (unofficially). Prah ran conservatively as a veteran, educator, volunteer firefighter and former mayor of Smithton. He still lost big. The district in Mercer and Butler counties had been been represented by Ted Nesbit who stepped down after winning a seat on the Mercer County Court of Common Pleas.

Tim Bonner routed (50 points, unofficially) Democrat Phil Heasley in the 58th District. The seat had been held by Justin Walsh who left after winning election to Westmoreland County Court of Common Pleas.

What a difference a Tabas makes.

Rematches are expected in the Nov. 3 General Election for full terms for all three seats.

GOP Sweeps Special Elections In Pa
GOP Sweeps Special Elections In Pa

Shane Leslie William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-18-20

Shane Leslie William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-18-20

Q meht ev fhqyiu yi ugkqb je eydjcudj ed q iehu.
Qcuhysqd Veba Iqoydw

Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
Shane Leslie

Shane Leslie William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-18-20
Shane Leslie William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-18-20

Irish Names Mc Vs O William Lawrence Sr Omnibit 3-17-20

Regarding Irish names, the prefix Mc means son and the prefix O means grandson.

McLeary means son of the cattle keeper while O’Leary means his grandson, or his descendent anyway.

It’s a concept, though, that should no longer be treated literally.

Irish Names Mc Vs O
Irish Names Mc Vs O

Minister in your faith William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-17-20

Minister in your faith William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-17-20

Tktgn Hi. Epigxrz’h Spn tktgn Xgxhwbpc vdth dji id uxcs pcdiwtg Xgxhwbpc id bpzt p hettrw id.
Hwpct Athaxt

Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: And you, employing all care, minister in your faith, virtue; and in virtue, knowledge; And in knowledge, abstinence; and in abstinence, patience; and in patience, godliness; And in godliness, love of brotherhood; and in love of brotherhood, charity. For if these things be with you and abound, they will make you to be neither empty nor unfruitful in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Peter

William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-17-20
Minister in your faith William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 3-17-20