What musician holds the record for having the longest stay on the Billboard Top Ten charts? C’mon guess. Need a hint? OK, who said: “My handle’s Smokey Bear and I’m tail-grabbin yo ass right now!” That’s right, Jackie “Buford T. Justice” Gleason. The album was Music for Lovers Only from 1953 (or 1952 depending on source) and stayed on the charts for 153 weeks.